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For 6 years, Peeping Tom was a loyal friend. Rest in Valhalla, fellow.
sharkhugs
*Desire to know more intensifies*
Kleinstlebewesen
i remember drawing this ,a year ago for, peeping tom http://imgur.com/Du4qJXC
badoing
What is that creature with a silver eye, a moray?
MrPo0pyButthole
Till Valhalla!
one1deuce
How old was he? Did you at least try taking him to a @fishdoctor before setting him on fire?
Carjiga
But did you use matches or a small bow and flaming arrow?
one1deuce
May @fishlords have mercy on his soul
BurtAlerts
This half-assed repost does not do the OC justice. Now if I could just find that..
RoyalewithCHeeSes
He died with his eyes open .
CatsandDnD
I see you, REPOST.
TeccaN9na
R.I.P.
OverzealousDude
Lightly fried fish fillet.
hatbeard
say lightly fried fish fillet one more time
poopslave
Rock the fuck on! I've always wanted to give a pet a viking funeral. You actually did it. You son of a bitch you did it.
theWonderland
* Bagpipes *
missusmeeseeks
Bet he would've enjoyed the view had you not cut that troll in half. So long, Tom.
leighlovesbooks
But now it's the mermaid at the bow of the ship...
theblumpkin
Was he named Peeping Tom because he was kept in the restroom?
Sbeebree
6 years? That seems really old for a tiny fish
NurietaGM
That looks like a zebrafish. Those MFers have long lives. The lifespan is 2-3 years in captivity but well kept get to over 5 years.
SomeGuyNamedThomas
Mined made it to almost 7 years and then was brutally eaten by the cherry barbs
ImOnlyHereForTheCheese
Six is over five. Story checks out.
NurietaGM
whereisyourstar
tasty
Pierrebdm
OMG STOP, He's Not dead, his eyes are wide opened !
HungryFurBurger
May he meet all his former companions and glory forever in the afterlife, and may we sing songs about his greatness at the meadhall til dawn
ManOfFocus
papalorre
Repost....Not your fish
Shistosomiasis
I KNEW I had seen this before! I was actually looking for repoststatistics
juffowup00
Got a new name for OP: actuallychangedmyusernametwice , you can copy paste, uw
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theblackestwhiteman
Always love it when someone gives the original post and iv already upvoted it, makes me feel like a proper imgurian
Alighierian
And it isn't even the casual reposter, it's the thieving reposter, who passes content off as his own.
WhatIsThisImgurIHearAbout
The fish is a lie
NeverTrustAFart
RIP Danny O...... anyone....no one....I guess I'm just fishing for upvotes.
Grinch01
How do you think this fish is going to valhalla this fish isn't even a snack and i don't belive he died in a battle
CrankyCook
This looks delicious. Where can i get the recipe.
BurntRamen
Get a fish, marinate for 6 years in a bowl w/ cheap fish food, when it's ripe it'll float to the top, slap it on some matchbooks, light it.
OldSchoolCoder
Perfect response for what some might consider an inappropriate question. +1
JRHNBR
Newegg.com
superfreddy2002
Zebra Danio? Love the name, sorry for your loss of a good pal
eaglehunter
Did he die in fish battle?
JadeMcguire
The dad accidently moved him out of the sunlight.
lewimowo
Sadly nope, so he's probably going down to hel
7SlicesofResurrectedBread
It's a danio, it's 100% going to hell
thorkild91
Not if he had a valknut cut into his flesh or was a valiant jarl.
hispanicyankee
Don't think I've ever seen a Viking funeral for a pet before... interesting
VindictiveRidge
A friend of mine and I performed one for a pigeon that had flown into a window and broken its neck. Not our pet, we were just really bored.
TeenageMutantNinjaNurse
My friends and I had one for a pet cat once. Bonfire by the lake + Viking funeral.. it coupled well. Or maybe we just like fire, actually.
sheevtheconqueror
I had one for a moth I found
theonewithkaleidoscopeeyes
We sent one of our chickens to Valhalla with a proper Viking funeral down river last summer. RIP Gabbitha.
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
I've seen on imgur alone: A bee, a snail, and a betta fish.
somethinginthefridge
Maybe later I should add my Dwarf African frog. Or just the boat since he "bled out"
Gayforbae
Imagine one for a malamute.... Hope you have a small yacht you're done with....
OnlyPostsGetRekt
He needs to be burned with a shield and sword at his side, otherwise he'll stand no chance in Valhalla
minizeries
We did one after I miscarried. I took a picture but it just looks like a smudge of flame in the dark.
chimmychonka
Wait what
minizeries
A picture of the tiny paper boat on fire! Not... yeah. Not that.
Destino23
My family made a pyre for our ferret. Since we couldn't bury her due to permafrost (Canada)
hispanicyankee
I suppose that's logical
blastingacrossthealkaliflats
Also Canada. Held a viking funeral for a dead bird found on the sidewalk. But no permafrost in my case - it was August when we did it.
Weddell
No sword=no Valhalla. Poor fish.
glozinglocal
Aww
OverpricedCrayon
The fish also didnt die in battle (most likely)
Dude1925
I watched one for a scorpion before.
natflax
Woah
squishofdoom
Eyyy.
wnxkrayzie
My father in law requested a viking burial on his cabin lake...wonder if thats legal?
Finain
Go to one of the Great Lakes and boat out a bit, or go in the middle of nowhere along the coast. You'll be fine
hispanicyankee
I'd imagine the fire in the lake could be an issue, but you could check with local police/fire/parks and rec departments or fish and game
Moosen6
Surprisingly yes, IF you do some legal work around shenanigans because of open air cremation regulations.
Moosen6
Source: http://www.imortuary.com/blog/is-it-possible-to-have-a-viking-funeral/
OSCgal
Check with your local gov't. You never know unless you ask.
fuckyouandyourwittyusername
Unfortunately, no. Unless your country has really, really relaxed laws about dumping corpses, since it doesn't actually cremate you at all.
batlrar
I only know that it's illegal if the person is still alive.
AwkwardLee
Oooh Burn!
iquestioneverything
As long as you soak the logs in wood first, to make sure it lights. Should be ok.
covenguy90
That's an oldie. +1
TwoOreoesOneCup
Soak the logs in wood.. *noted*
AFancyGentleman
I threw a jazz funeral for my hamster. Confused/alarmed my neighbors, but they were jerks anyways.
LostRedShoe
i had one for my old battle.net username
PineappleInsertion
I had one for battle.net
hispanicyankee
Like you wrote it on a piece of paper and did this?
LostRedShoe
i wrote it on a piece of paper then put it in a paper boat. floated it in my bathtub then lit it on fire
hispanicyankee
Sounds like a good way to set off the smoke alarm
MrNoodlemansbrother
Lightly fried fish fillet......
BeerChemistWhiskey
Thems good eatin'
drdavessardogs
WTF Dad, it's 1:15 in th AM
AStrong4
I love references.
IAmNotTheImgurianWhomYouSeek
Wouldn't that be grilled over charcoal? Still upvoted even with the incorrect nomenclature.
bradthegeek
Shut up. Or I get the jumper cables.
SoooooOriginal
Goddammit, Mr Noodle!
sorrycannotbraintoday
poopscoopdoop
Mice
DressInDragAndDoTheHula
Dice
ohapieceofcandy
WGNoldoR
I had to come back to upvote this gem
strawberriesandchocolate
Me too!
RuthBaderGinsbeer
You made me laugh, good sir. Take my upvote!
Happinessfarmer72
I understand that reference
RuthBaderGinsbeer
And I understand that reference!
SirRaymondLuxuryYacht
belselk77
Say it one more time....
AnyoneWantAPeanut
pookieeatworld
Lightly. Fried. Fish. Fillets.
ZookeeperFloyd
sciencebasedlifeform
al640814
what she order?
algavinn
Perfect placement :D