AbortedFetusNecrophiliac
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Baseball player ears a 93 mph thrown ball
May 13, 2017 7:46 AM
AbortedFetusNecrophiliac
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Burghguy
Pow! Right in the kisser.
KiltedinSeattle
That'll buff right out.
dewdude
I would not blame that guy if he broke down in to tears.
tbroy2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8S2kXBmRGk
Denturedog
Whole bunch of implants!!!
ToonLonk2020
If you can dodge a ball, you can... Dodge a ball.
lolaluftnagel
Shoulda practiced with wrenches
TheSquareRootOfPandaPawsIceCream
This is the one time I'm glad imgur doesn't have sound.
Baeron
Jesus fuck. That poor bastard.
ApprehensiveBattle
pandapandapandapandapandapanda
nicholcm
Are you fucking sorry now
intenseboat
How are you swinging at that tho
thetsunami
"Not in the face!"
brcka
"Ok, take your base"
TheUbermover
He zigged when he should have zagged.
PhDPool
*Scribbles down* "do not zig when zagging is better"
vadeettufacsimiliter
ZAG ON 'EM
llarkspurrs
Did he lose teeth because of it?
TCxStorm
The ol razzle dazzle
kingharpy
Hey I'm a jokester
NeverGetsTheNuke
A top notch Bamboozle.
catyans
He didn't do shit either way!
cplchuck
Flinched, when he should've scurried.
Brunoemf90
Maybe Rickon can give him some pointers.
tinner34
Damn that is painful
happyplantlady
Ouchies
trujello2013
OMG!!! I ate a softball when i was young, thankfully i got to keep all my teeth. The poor guy, this fn HURTS
trujello2013
Fyi my older sister HATED me and was my teams temporary pitcher. But yea complete accident. Ok mom
jake96
rimehoarfrost
Dental plan. Lisa needs braces. Dental plan. Lisa needs braces. Dental plan...
OhioSucks
How could anyone downvote this?!
JBrambizzle
Where's my burrito!?
ChilledOutEntertainer
I want some taquitos
TinyPickle2incher
Mono Rail
efemral
There is no situation in which the Simpsons cannot be quoted.
gunzelmanlink
The Simpsons are the precursor to'we have a gif for that' supernatural.
Threadnomancer
Well, that's what having 30 something seasons does, gives you a lot of content to use
Graychamp
I too got hit in the face with a 93mph fastball in HS. The guy now plays for the Astros. Hit me right below my right eye. Messed me up good.
Vet1000PsychicWars
Results were stitches for split upper lip, several broken teeth and a busted nose. Wicked pain but still lucky, could of been way worse.
ForeverVoteless
FATALITY
kgirl2601
I love seeing the compassion of the catcher and umpire. He goes from opponent to human, as it should be.
teddblackk
Why is that noteworthy ? It's automatic.
TheDepartmentOfRendundencyDepartment
and the pitcher doesn't even give a shit
Mylovelyladylumps
Did pitcher get in trouble?
thebadfish00
No he didn't but it probably was intentional. Bad blood between the Dbacks and the pirates. We beamed their catcher later in the game.
Mylovelyladylumps
Right! He walked so casually towards the guy. I'd run if it was accident.
thebadfish00
Yup. I think me might have looked a little guilty but the manager probably called for it. Gotta follow orders
SexyDoughnuts
Unless it was intentional then no. people get hit by pitches all the time and If it wasn't intentional then nothing happens to the pitcher.
HamJenkins
Lew4731
Nah, Baby, Nah. This is the National League. That pussy who threw the pitch has to bat eventually.
lysani
Pirates and Diamondbacks have history already. If the D-backs beamed a Pirates player after that they'd get ejected for retaliation.
Lew4731
The Pirates have a history with everybody. Yeah...ejection happens. Make sure your bullpen is fresh.
lawideas
The pitcher immediately walked forward to check on the guy. Clearly not deliberate and the other team won't blame him. Shit happens.
lysani
Pirates and Diamondbacks have some bad history, but hopefully there won't be any retaliation over what looks like an accident.
joegolf31
Another high quality post by AbortedFetusNecrophillac
stephensunday
Came to the comments hoping I would see this one.
ilikebenches
why? why do we have to see the same comments over and over?
TakWriterOfWorlds
First Baseball game I've ever watched. That guy got hit. The umpire got hit. It wasn't nearly as boring as people told me.
RMaybeth
watch again 5 years later and something exciting might happen again
majortool
Baseball is a mind game between the pitcher and the batter.
Snooj
I went to one of the last Barnum and Bailey circuses and someone got stomped by a camel. It was great.
TomHaywood95
It's time, for BLURNSBALL!
Emulen
Abit like crashes in f1
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
It really can be a lot of fun. Every sport has boring moments, but if you're into it, it's always a good time. Plus. going there is fun too
daveydwb
Baseball, to me, has a much higher amount of boring moments than others.
somenerandom
That's where the "if you're into it" part comes in.
Boopbeepbeep
As a kid, I liked going to Dodger stadium for the food. And I'd take a Walkman and a book for when I wasn't eating.
flounder35
To be fair that usually doesn't happen. Ump probably deserved it.
TakWriterOfWorlds
Not that I'm an expert. Looked like a high pitch. Caught him right at the bottom of his mask.
flounder35
maybe not then
Jewbacca21
Bounce ups happen all the time to umps. Nut shots too
Verelse
Antinutlesscuppingdevice
GoddammitMrNoodle
But it's like Russian roulette... for every exciting game, you have to sit through 5 yawners..
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
Definitely depends on the team
TheChandrian
I think baseball is almost always tense and exciting.
Ferrone
Took a friend to his first ever MLB game, turns out to be the one where Odor(Rangers) nearly knocks out Bautista(Blue Jays).
WannaHaveACatch
That was incredibly satisfying to watch
hr0nk
Did you see when Manny Machado rushed the pitchers mound and punched Ventura
DoctorDon
I took my family last night and they got to see Gallo's walk off homer!
mithiasthetruthug
GALLOOOOO!!!! I've been real satisfied with his progression this season. Should been an All-Star caliber 3rd baseman when Beltre retires.
stopitlucas
Fuck Bautista
LordChappers
Foag
Fuck you, buddy. Bat flip on yo candy ass. Jk love you dawg.
bluejaymaplesyrup
JoeHutty
The dude is cancer to the league. Go O's
Foag
Awww someone's upset about the wild card? How about your coach for not using Britton??? I was at that game, couldn't believe it.
JoeHutty
Not upset about the wild card but I couldn't believe he didn't use Britton either. Hell of a game to be at though. Hope you enjoyed it
improbablyontheshitter
Still bitter?
JoeHutty
Nope, Jays already fucked themselves out of the playoffs this year and its only May so I'm good