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Be Focus Baby!
Well... That's ONE way to carve a pumpkin...
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Pablo learned quickly never to ask about the pop quiz ever again.
Engineering schools in a nutshell
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brknsoul
Talking on your mobile in class? Auto-fail. At least take that shit outside.
supersecretsquirrel
I think one of those is for sure a sort of demo arranged between the teacher and a student with an old/fake phone.
STGxDante
#1 worst feeling in the world if u have to stay awake.
HedgehogsAreSoAwesome
A feeling I know all too well
Wtfmynamewontwork
Madame
SAIL!
bwizzle360
How was School son? I got hit in the dick with an axe....
xiphiasgladius
#6 "Yeah, are you gonna collect the homework you assigned yesterday?"
decorativemooseknuckle
This comment deserves more points
Wtfmynamewontwork
My first impression was that the teacher said "Unless there are any questions, you can all go"
EdgyWhiteTeen
#1 is literally me every second of every day
HedgehogsAreSoAwesome
Came here to say this
DraymondGreensGoatee
The guy in #7 went to my highschool, it's beyond weird seeing someone you know in one of these videos
qweasdff
just have to wonder, how many hands did he shake with that sneeze hand
someswedishgirl
He's so cute.
essentialjunk
Reinforces the everlasting joy I feel in my heart that my time in school was not subject to random video recording.
OfficialAntarctica
First lesson on Mondays - how could I not sleep through them.
sebbecht
A few of these are obvious setups though.. #44 theres another girl video recording in the background. But yes the nokia 3210 days were gold
johnvictor
Kids put everything online now. We've a generation using the internet heavily but never told the dangers of it or problems it can cause.
IllegalDuckling
I wish it had been, to be honest
spktr
I'd be one of the ones caught sleeping. Or missing all the maths and science equations. The head nod is strong with this one
WTFdoiputherewhenitsaysemailorusernamewhichonedoiput
The one on the bus where you jump when you go over a bump, that was great
Meph1stopheles
The sleeping ones speak to me on an emotional level
SweetPotatoSmallPotato
I was the one who despite paying attention never had any idea what was going on.
mirwin13
Oh god, the falling asleep neck snap. I know that feeling well.
Wtfmynamewontwork
I understand nodding off (I do it a lot), but why do they go from leaning forwards to suddenly snapping backwards?
MisterDildy
The same fluid that makes you feel off balanced and gives you vertigo. When you sleep you're generally in one position and since your head(1
MisterDildy
is moving forward the fluid in your ears tells your brain that you're moving forward and you snap back to where you were previously and(2
MisterDildy
since you're in a spot where your brain has deemed it reasonable to sleep you fall back into that lull and the cycle repeats itself until(3
MisterDildy
you get frustrated enough and either stay awake or find a different suitable position to sleep in(final
ILikeCoffeeAndCats
If you are doing something and are told not to move, don't fucking move! That 2nd one always annoys me.
nzey
Yea but honestly the teacher should have leaned her against a wall or something to help. Hard to stay in a position with no marker.
Scrushkins
She creeps like two inches forward!!
AfroSamuraiRM
She stumbles randomly. Like whoa, you just pushed something! Those are the rare type of people who'll need LifeAlert at 30-40.
rafaelfy
FutureRageComics
that dude even jumped on him , damn thats really funny ::D
Shewy92
BigStew83
Now they are doing schoolgirl blurry porn
CanadianBatmanEh
ashirian
I like how no one is wearing safety glasses
CanadianBatmanEh
She is...they are just on top of her head
arewevenom
Trying to hide an erection like
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SmoothLikeSharkSkin
I think they call that one a "wobbly" ... call a Dr. if your wobbly lasts more than 4 hours
IFartBlood
What erection? No erections here. *cough* *cough*
FearTheKraken
Hahaha you win
slickdickricktherockskippingchampionoftheworld
YetAnotherQualityPostFromAbortedFetusNecrophiliac
MY EXACT THOUGHT
arewevenom
We really need to come up with a word for when someone has your exact post before you get to the comments..Flabberskanker?
YetAnotherQualityPostFromAbortedFetusNecrophiliac
Befollery [be-fool-ur-ee]
YetAnotherQualityPostFromAbortedFetusNecrophiliac
I've been befooleried.
arewevenom
Hmm
MrWebente
More like "when the beat drops during class"
ThatsNotWhatHeSaidThough
So he's playing a bonerjam?
CosmicSombrero
Does anyone know what's actually happening here? I am flabbergasted.
Azuzel
i think he's just jammin'
greggor
Michael J. Cox over here has Parkinson's of the penis.
dickbutttt
one of my fav vids, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2d682Oaq4zE
CubicMaster5
Hehe https://imgur.com/iU5vXDT
iTzAmie
arewevenom
Wtfmynamewontwork
Took me a while
arewevenom
Three way gone south
arewevenom
And now he is trying to get his girl back and the other girl is rethinking her life
arewevenom
I have issues ....
IPostedWhat
wetfart92
oh my god
PajamaStripes
My junior year I was on Xanax constantly for a medical condition. Teachers were literally told not to wake me unless I was "causing a...
PajamaStripes
disturbance" aka, snoring. Still aced all the tests.
BlackManedLion
You might be missing Bill Cosby in the background there
PajamaStripes
Oh lol. Story's still true though.
BlackManedLion
nice, snoring ftw
Apelehamamama
Didn't even notice Bill Cosby Puddin Pops poster
NerdN1
#2 https://xkcd.com/1670
OneShucklak
#6 is that a school or a abandoned warehouse?
Tinebra
The world outside your own reality is full of shitty schools like that.
Zobaken
Why not both?
Buck39
Why not Zoidberg?
dullguava
Russia.
JohnnyNT
Not cyrilic enough for russia
urbanstress
More like Detroit
supersecretsquirrel
Or any inner city school.
crockmonster
Why did they throw backpacks at that kid? Is it a new craze?
blueberrycupcakes
That second kid got knocked out
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
It looks like an Eastern European/Russian school. Same societal norms / rules don't apply.
crockmonster
I'm survivor of one of those schools. The teacher would've whooped our asses
BMANN
Seconding this question. What warrants the throwing of so many book bags at a kid hitting a book?
Contracepted
If I had to guess, his classmates are asshats and the kid wasn't popular.
OfficialJoeBiden
Chemistry teachers love fire so much
asdfertjryjre
Everyone loves fire, chemistry teachers are the only ones with an excuse to use it. Well, them and firefighters.
RuthlessRuben
Our chemistry teacher set the science classroom on fire. As the biology teacher, I was sort of pissed he didn't invite me for it..
OfficialJoeBiden
I wish I had the video I took of my chem teacher filling up a balloon with the gas from a Bunsen burner and lighting it on fire.
RavioliRavioliEndMyExistenceoli
Anyone got source on #27
2hydrogen1oxygen
orangehusky8
He lost his job im sure
Shepherd57
The guy laying down is another teacher if that makes you feel better. Also the block of wood is a bed of nails.
LynnNexus
clearly the teacher who's having an affair with the axe guy's wife...
tenebrisangelus
Receiving end guy probably has no testicles now. The pain fron that blow must've been excruciating.
RavioliRavioliEndMyExistenceoli
In need to see the student's reaction. I want to see them bounce from the walls in shock
unmu
If I remember correctly, the guy missed. Sure the person on the ground said "I'm okay, didn't hit anything". Must have still sucked!
ThisWasATriumph
atleastfourcharactersinlength
The last guy rolled backwards because he would have fell on the floor if he rolled forward.
LargeHoman
Where is this from?
CaptainDropb3ar
Angel Beats. You will cry.
Chad0uken
Where is this from?
CaptainDropb3ar
Angel Beats. You definitely will cry.
samsonguy920
Where is this from and will I cry?
Grenther
Angel beats! You will laugh as your ass off and end up crying. It has nice action, pretty good music, confusing as fuck but awesome story1/2
Grenther
Really 5/7! You should watch it, it's not that long. 2/2
Chlor
Angel Beats. Yes, probably... maybe?
pandiculator
Where is this from?
mATEI83
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CaptainDropb3ar
Angel Beats. You will cry.
ifPokemonWereReal
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PandaSexpress
I know I did...
kissmyassets
1/This just shows me that students aren't given enough time to sleep and that class is boring. I had to be up and ready by 6 am for the bus.
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
*OR* they're up late looking at memes. I never went to bed early I'm HS and it wasn't cuz of homework.
kissmyassets
2/ after hours of homework I still wasn't done and often turned in homework late due to unreasonable time expectations.
kissmyassets
3/ I'm talking staying up till 8,9,10,11p,12a just to finish "casual" and "simple" homework. Each class had a "small" amount needed done.
Flyndaran
My high school classes never had more than a few minutes of homework any night. But teens aren't built for early mornings.
AfroSamuraiRM
A few minute every night? What school did you go to?!?!?
kissmyassets
Mine had questions with mutliple sub questions. So "do 1-5 in your text book on pg. 394" turned into 30 questions.
AfroSamuraiRM
*minutes
Flyndaran
Oregon schools. English classes took more of my time than the sciences, but my semester in AP history was a nightmare. Too much memorizing.
IDontDownvoteIJustMoveAlong
h3nna0jisan
http://imgur.com/3Wk58hp
Counterfit
Kid fucking flinched and moved the block. Also both are dumb for no junk protection
ponrayne
At least he didn't use the sharp end.
1C8H10N4O2
Did... Did his penis survive?
Shepherd57
It is another teacher laying in the floor and the block is a bed of nails against his chest.
taralanth
Some one turn this into a downvote gif. PLEASE!
mongoose40
Just think - this video was used as evidence at trial!
IDontDownvoteIJustMoveAlong
Also, just want to point out that kid in the back to turns and misses this moment at the perfect time.
Hungryhungryhippogriff
Was he fired? Is this real?
CommanderWilliamTRiker
Not fired, guy survived.
override367
yeah but does his dick still work
AParticularlyAverageWank
the real question right here
SergeiBoobtitsky
As someone who's been hit with a full powered sledge hammer swing to the balls, his dick probably still works.
Bortus
They were both at fault but I cant imagine it ending well. Can you imagine the newsstory? "Science teacher hits child in testicles with axe"
Fukyu2dei
Not a child......
WillErskine
I looked into this back when it was first posted and it wasn't a student. Another teacher or friend of teacher. No permanent injury either
nihilistdad
I feel for all those kids falling asleep. Put me on a chair in front of a boring speaker and I'm snoozing in 5 min, 25 y after high school.
TheStoneMask
One of my teachers would walk up to sleeping students and clap loudly in their ear to wake them up. Another teacher would leave the room 1/2
TheStoneMask
To fetch coffee for the sleeping students or tell everyone to quietly leave the room if said student was still asleep at the end of class2/2
vudak
I spent a lot of time at school with my head down on the desk trying to sleep tbh, first period was always a write off.
badgergun7
Not sure how you can what with all the explosions going on..
HedgehogsAreSoAwesome
I'm in high school and I'm the same, even if it's something interesting. I've found doing something with your hands helps. I use silly putty
nihilistdad
Funny you should say that, I bought a pair of hand grippers yesterday for the same purpose.
jk115
I slept through so many lectures in college. Now I'm an engineer and I sleep through meetings instead. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
nihilistdad
Same here, only I'm a researcher. I still make the most relevant comments during the meeting, whenever I wake up.
DBF68
50 minutes of boring talking head 5 days a week wasn't always a cake walk.
wastedintellect
That feeling when you're so tired you can't help keep drifting off. At that point you might as well go home and sleep properly.
YingtheTurkey
Ah, the old bobbing for cock. In the marines, we had to sit with our rifles right in front of us so we'd smash our face on the supressor.
KharnApproves
You actually have suppressors or do you mean the compensator?
chickentoes
I can still smell hand sanitizer in my hands to this day.
rickim24
Staff Duty aka Balls Watch
coffeepot583
Haha
coffeepot583
Duty
MoreCowBellBaby
Suppressors? Jesus Christ it's a flash hider dude. Shit. Know your equipment.
walkingtallmachinegunman
If the Marines get the funding that may be the case in the next couple years. They want all their weapons outfitted with suppressors
MoreCowBellBaby
If they work well and reliable, I hope they get them, help their hearing
walkingtallmachinegunman
By no means am I knocking it, theres far worse dumb shit that we waste money on it the military
2600pog
Brain damage he head butted his rifle one time to many.
mudfish99
Semantics! Suppressor is a general term. Your both correct, but it seems one of you decided to be condescending about it.
TheManTheMythTheJeff
Perhaps he's a big fat phony
Kinoshi
Isn't it technically suppressing the flash?
mudfish99
Yes, that is a function of any suppressor. There are those that are specific to flash, but calling them a "hider" is layman like.
Arkitektbmw
See this is why I didn't like training you guys. All your metaphors were associated with cocks! -Ex Chairforce.
Arkitektbmw
Granted, they're all funny as hell. I just couldn't use them when training officers in my own branch.
leatheryjowls
Hey! Shut your cock-holsters, take your man-handlers out of your pockets, and DO PUSH-UPS!!!
HandsOffMyCevap
My mti always told us to "beat our fucking faces"
Arkitektbmw
Aka "push ups." We called 'em pushing earth.
mipedromi
Haha we always called them dickskinners instead of man handlers
YingtheTurkey
Shut your dick hole, haha. Yeah, lots of cocks. I never did understand why.
writer
How'd they make that guy sneeze?!
MajikMessiah
scoobydoobydo
Tickled his nose
insaaanity
Allergies, timing and luck I'd guess.
MissMath
That ones my favorite
KoalaUprising
I kinda feel bad that they're sorta laughing at him and he's doesn't know what's happening :/
joot
If it makes you feel better, I'm sure he has seen it by now.
jaketheweimaraner
Why does he take the shirt off?
Rawrihazshotgun
To paralyze his victim with immense fear so he won't run away
cmfler
His shirt was stifling, it narrowed his movement. And he must move fast.
CrabomancersCauldron
300 reference?
ILiveUnderARock
If it isn't I'm clueless.
MasterFetus
He realized that the shirt rose his INT by 5 but lowered his STR by 10. The removal was necessary for the full powered pimp slap
Sirrussel5
xBenoitBallsx
Worldstar. That's why.
dksoutforHARAMBE
Can't get blood on that crispy Xtra tall tee
CommanderWilliamTRiker
because it was on fire, duh
ChucklePuss
Because that shit was on fire, yo! #35
CryogenicSkunk
Check JiuJitsu with a Gi, and JiuJitsu in MMA. Some techniques really only work with clothes, incl. different sorts of chokes.
Tmus
because it's go time
Carmichael106
It's meant to confuse the victim. This is not a prank. It's just some guy showing everyone in the room how big of an asshole he is.
DeZaim
He was on fire...
TheDogEnd
So his victim can't grab his shirt to restrict his movement
meesakaa
Looks like the guy next to him dropped something down the back of his shirt
AfroSamuraiRM
No...
ClothoBuer
Nah m8, he hit him upside the head. Pretty sure it was staged though.
IllegalDuckling
Because he's a black guy about to get into a fight
TrustMeImTheDoctor
It's the white guy version of taking your earrings out?
InfraredSnapper
For theatrical effect. It's fake, the "teacher" is one of the students and a camera is where no student should be during class.
GraphicsInterchangeFormat
Plus the other people filming
neonoptic
Shirts are something to grab and to use as leverage. Easier to control someone by their shirt.
Ansatsunin
Hair, too.
bobocszjq
Grab teh taytays
Sirrussel5
Yeah. Too bad he's now exposed a fatal flaw in human male biology. The nipples.
jasta6
Always be wary of the dreaded purple nurple submission hold.
SomeonePeedInMyPants
I think the real question is, why wouldn't he?
DefinatleyNotTheCIA
Hulk hogan
NetflixandChilli
Everything is more intense when you take your shirt off.
Gorillionare
Oh darn.
Maradiaga
Oh dang
MacSuibhne13
http://extrafabulouscomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/take-a-shirt.gif
funkstar
Like eating spaghetti
BlackManedLion
oh damn
LargeHoman
Which is why I poop with my shirt off.
guilhermedidi
*takes shirt off before commenting*
Camelotterduck
Oh dang!
TheTechAdmin
Testified.....
MadeOfSteel
#2 the dumbass took a step forward
spiko999
No she didnt... Since it was her that released the ball, she was inclined a bit backward to compensate for the weight of the ball.
spiko999
The teacher failed imo!
TheMightyKibbless
It was like two little steps even. Deserved it
iTzAmie
paulthefremen
I noticed that too! Scrolled down to see if anyone else did
ObiWanShalomi
Teacher: "See dis dumbass? Keep yo ass in school mofos"
Wedriftdeeper
I guess that's the school of hard knocks
ActivatingSelfDestructSequence
I like how the teacher just laughed at her.
shrkwlf
IcemanChilled
Show's that sometimes there's a good reason the teacher tells you to stand still
Purpleninja102
And the teacher with the axe and cinder block took a little hop backwards while swinging...
cikson
When they say "When will I ever need physics?" This is the time, this is the time...
xwydz
Pretty much everybody noticed this as it's the only way to fail in this experiment due to physics.
CosmicSombrero
Well you could also give it a slight push, so it's not the only way.
DirtyWizardsBrew
Except for skeptics of science, who cherry pick which sciences they will and won't accept. Such as global warming deniers. you know there1/2
DirtyWizardsBrew
were students in class that day that took what they saw as evidence for science being disproved, further causing them to distrust scientists
NerdN1
https://xkcd.com/1670
ZiomalZParafii
It's in Poland. Much better with *ding* sound ;) Teacher had IQ of the potato hence the result. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3gwz7IdCNo
Girigo
Teacher?
Girigo
It's the kid who's stupid as a bowling ball
ZiomalZParafii
Yup, but we can assume that kid might not know physics yet. Teacher should. Let's hope she will get master degree after that ;)
Girigo
Theres like 0% chance the teacher did not tell her to stay still though.
ZiomalZParafii
For sure not on the recorded part. I understand it ;)
CapitalNick
And laughing acting like an overall goof.
CapitalNick
Yeah. Downvote that I said that. Even though that's what she's doing if you watch the original video.
NameUser10
Yeah but everyone goofs so I guess no one likes that you pointed it as something negative
carrington
Sixteen years later, I still can't watch these without feeling like high school was a prison.
MadScientistHououinKyouma
Watch prison school. I wouldn't mind being put in there.
elBajoNegro
Having been to both places, I can say that the latter has just as many cliques as the former. Also the lunch is exactly the same.
spiritussancto
it is, but when did it get to be ok to just beat the living shit out of someone in class? is that a "prank"? is it supposed to be funny?
ZebraCockSandwich
Highschool was a very difficult time for me, but thinking back I still had a lot of fun in those 4 years.
Dontcallmeprincess
Did you go to high school in America?
carrington
Yep. North Carolina. Pretty near the bottom, even a decade and a half ago.
Dontcallmeprincess
Is it as advertised in the movies? All the mean shit and the bullies and all that popularity bullshit?
RaynSideways
It's worse. Movies romanticize it. The real life version is much more brutal. Social ostracism, intense loneliness. It's terrible.
98BonersOnTheMoon
Small schools yes, big schools no. My graduating class was in the 700s and I didn't even know half of them.
Dontcallmeprincess
Shit, dude, i feel bad for these kids. I've never had issues with bullying or anything remotely close and i don't know anyone who did. Fuck.
carrington
Yes. Mean Girls is essentially a documentary.
Keepcalmandfapfapfapfap
And when someone tells me - school is the best time of your life, I know they fucked up their life, cause now I love my life /1
Keepcalmandfapfapfapfap
While I was in school - not that much. I never want to go back to school!!! 2/2
ballsohard2202
Not everybody had shit high school experience tho. I love my life now, but high school was so much fucking fun
flapperfemmefatale
same. my life is great now, but high school was great as well.
Keepcalmandfapfapfapfap
Yes, but it's not the best years of my life, as people tend to tell me...
carrington
That's legit. It was shit for me but I'm glad it wasn't for you.
ballsohard2202
I'm sorry to hear that. Middle school was definitely a bitch but I kinda grew into myself in high school. Had a lot of cool experiences too
Xx11Rebecca11xX
I loved the accessibility to your friends - nowadays, we're all too busy to be able to meet up.
CosmicSombrero
Somebody downvoted you, but you're right.
mustua
I think nobody really was truly happy during high school. It's an awkward time. I always hear people saying college is better. Idk I'm 1/1
blueberrycupcakes
I preferred University. Had an amazing time. Here in Canada colleges are different, I did go to one and hated it.
mustua
not there yet. Almost! 2/2
GavinScreaming
It is
ItDoesNotDoToDwellOnDreams
I loved high school. Didn't like college as much. Nothing gets easier, but it's all what you make of it. Do things that make you happy.
ItDoesNotDoToDwellOnDreams
I loved high school. Didn't like college as much. Nothing gets easier, but it's all what you make of it. Do things that make you happy.
RuthlessRuben
I liked both. Probably why I became a teacher. It really depends on where you are and with whom.
PajamaStripes
It's not.
mustua
lol noted. yeah I want to go to law school and major in history or psychology or something. probably won't be fun, career and school wise
PajamaStripes
You want it to be fun? Play devil's advocate. I did it constantly in my PoliSci and Sociology courses. Earned the nickname "curveball"...
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
how many hours per day is a school day in the US? like, what's the schedule like? how many subjects per day?
mustua
I have 4. 90mins each. Sucks. However, this allows for open periods, so some days I have free time during the day and others I get out early
MyNipplesLookLikeMilkDuds
(2) was 6-8 grade, still 8 hours a day but we moved to a 7 subject/period schedule. But one of them was study hall/homeroom. High school
MyNipplesLookLikeMilkDuds
(3) which was 9-12 grade was still 8 hours a day, 7 subjects, but we had slightly more control over which classes we took.
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
Sounds like same hours and subjects. Do you have long breaks?
MyNipplesLookLikeMilkDuds
(1) It's different in every state and every grade. For me, elementary (1-5 grade) was 8 hours a day, 2 subjects every year. Junior high
justme32
How many science teachers lose their jobs every year
JasperJunesJitterJuice
Chen is basically the muggle version of Defense Against the Dark Arts
Captainclickbait
Never mind the teacher that ninja kicks a 12yr in the head
Isometimesupvotereposts
I don't know but I think it's mostly chemistry teachers. Mine was an insane pyromaniac and she loved doing lots of dangerous experiments.
Isometimesupvotereposts
In fact, there's a permanent scorch mark on the ceiling from fire.
AlphaCueUp
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NerdN1
My teachers didn't do anything this interesting.
CluelessAmerican
My science teacher decided to adopt a kid from Africa We had a sub for 6 months Ended up making him cry and watching scary movie all got As
IceCubesPubes
wombats
BeadyEyed123
But did they die?
decorativemooseknuckle
One of my science teachers ran over a wheelchair kid with his homemade hovercraft when the special ed teachers rolling them to lunch...
TechnicallyRight
Ok, I've made a hovercraft before. now when you say "ran over", surely you mean into at a decent speed? Homemade hovercrafts aren't that big
somepeoplecallmeyou
lot of them go into temporary disability benefit
CowmanII
causing explosions and fires is pretty much a high school science teacher's job
JerzeeTomato
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Peuxy
They don't, they die in fire related accidents
ILiveInStateParks
One science teacher set the whole room on fire. Literally, there was some flammable gas and he went to let the burner thing and poof
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
Shuddna let it; that's let AF.
Sandalphone
Mine lost hers 4 times at the same school.
solaslunas
PPE kiddos!
OkamiIssho
The shitty ones.
beerlady
Still live and strong, tyvm.
matteyothecrazy
With my science teacher we NEVER use gloves or lab equipment, not even when we handled 5mol/L concentrated hydrochloric acid.
rile
Science ones, in US. Disciplining students ones, what US needs...
DrFender
How many loose their lives?
lilnood
Not many, I would say the majority tight their lives
HowDoesOneDoThis
My proper experiment teacher got fired because he melt some solar cells then almost burnt the science lab down when they set on fire.
CabooseKbuse
About tree fiddy
NostalgiaforInfinity
My condolences for Fred. RIP
matteyothecrazy
With my science teacher we NEVER use gloves or lab equipment, not even when we handled 5mol/L concentrated hydrochloric acid.
ChaosTyrant
Science teachers are the muggle equivalent of Defense against the dark arts teachers.
Attacker732
Same basic principle. Destroy shit while teaching.
evasiveinaction
Where I'm from, very few, because it's next to impossible to find replacements.
Harveyq
Lose their lives?
Imgurianhorde
One of the guys in my year lit the gas tap for Bunsen burners couldn't put it out panicking like fuck he's hitting the fire 1/2
Imgurianhorde
Teacher comes in slaps him round the back of the head turns the tap off crisis averted lmfao 2/2
ThisNameWasnt
I wish mine would, she's a fucking bitch
scaryfeet10
Tayvonne?! Is that you?! Listen here punk, I will fail you SO fast!
Threewisemen
Lol
popejubal
13
selator
*lives
satchmo1729
you don't really lose your job if you're in a highly needed field and you can pass the buck off on unpredictability
AnimalPoop
Well my teacher got kicked out for sleeping with a student... I guess it doesn't count since he was a bible teacher not a science teacher.
blueberrycupcakes
Bible teacher in school? Aren't there enough churches around for this
AnimalPoop
You would think
popejubal
I'm guessing private school.
AnimalPoop
We have a winner
AmericasHouseguest
They can always cook meth.
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dajex16
You must be a science teacher then, because you can't even spell "yeah".
TylerDurdensHandSoap
Not these jokers.
HorseMadeofGhosts
Say my name
badmusicpuns
You are goddam right!
Bmwwallace
*math
teamsleeper
shadowbannedforsomereason
Beat me to it
goldengaia
The perfect Set-up!!!
ThePastmaster
I knew this would be here. ^_^
kkus
teamsleeper
Good one
Isawapuddytat
Our chem teacher caused so many fires/explosions that our school used them for our required monthly fire drill. We had a lot of fire drills.
YukonGold
Bet his students never fell asleep in class.
FullMetalBitch
Like potatoes, do ya lad?
Isawapuddytat
We were too scared/excited to. He was Frick in crazy
Blastergv9
One of mine blew up our big container area with the fume fan because he misjudged the size of sodium chunk he could throw into water.
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
The fume hood?
thesoupoftheday
My dad's lab partner destroyed a whole lab with elemental sodium.
ARandomHelljumper
We had 3 separate Lockdown incidents at my old high school due to our AP chem teacher detonating condensed hydrogen at random intervals.
LostLogic12
Lol
Threewisemen
Lol, I can see this happening.
Leithoa
Liquid hydrogen? Pressurized hydrogen?
ARandomHelljumper
Pressurized. The custom was filling garbage bags almost until they popped, tying them off, then ignite it with various methods. Fun times.
TheGingerBatman
But did he get fired?
Blastergv9
Nah
BakedAlaskan
I feel that that's only good support for him being a good teacher. Like. I want my children being taught by man like that.
FuzzyX
He will need more sodium next time then.
stillhere95
You should've just replied Na, or Na+
DrPeppurr
I think what he / she was trying to say is sodium hydride, NaH.
mrcalifornian
that would have been SO MUCH better