Real Mexican Tacos
Merry Christmas
I piss freedom.
seriously.
Me and my #1 girl, my daughter Chloe. Merry Christmas!
White House: President's Private Rooms
I see your pic of John Travolta and Princess Diana, and I raise you Marty Allen and Betty Ford.
I have been claimed as someone's hooman.
Baby Ruth game on point.
This majestic bitch came to live with us and she's pretty frickin' awesome.
Anyone care for some Oval Office history?
Racist exhibit is racist
finally made it
Today I killed myself.
But they can't take my freedom!
What's in the box?
Roll AIDS?
We're doing our favorite Tinders today, eh?
could have been a hood ornament, but nooooo
Giving back