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Sep 12, 2017 7:50 AM
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IcommentMostlyWithGifs
The driver of the car
markallpostmaturesotheycantseeanything
januskincaid
Fuckin hell, I've heard of being grilled but this is ridiculous!
DrJoels
Why give a spoiler alert when you really needed to give a bumper alert? Ok I'm done.
Alrayani
Proof he's okay?
Favri
Two weeks ago we hit a pigeon on a roller-coaster in Legoland. It died.
ThatguyHolesale90
Look of "this is my life now" is real
realfakegamer
@RepostStatistics
Angrynortherner
You don't need to alert me of a spoiler. I already knew what happened. Because this is a repost.
WhitePhoenix
That's more like your front grill, not your spoiler...
tehPhreakmang
This is my life now, I like bugs anyways- nature's good boy prolly.
paapaapaa
This car is great for hunting
pumpuppthesoundwaves
good dog
Bootsman42
If it fits, I sits.
bj52398
My dad hit one and all we found was hair and blood. No happy ending there, it was sad.
AgentTempest
They released him over an hour away from where you mercilessly kidnapped him? I bet they didn't even leave him any change for the bus...
MomoMamosa
MisdirectedHostility
Again with this?
splooshforArcher
The coyote is born Canadian tough
XxCartsxX
I want to imagine it had a little acme "yikes" sign right before impact
stankychicken
How long was he in there, first picture has sunlight and the second is clearly night time
c0smicj0ker
It says Early morning. So Before sunrise and after I would guess. Probably took a while for animal control or whatever to get there to help
stankychicken
Ahhh okay that makes sense!
FoxKeegan
So...is that blood, or your radiator leaking?
JadawinUK
Meep Meep!
DeadnCold
It's that blasted roadrunner. Always leading him into the damndest situations.
ProfessorMatt
Did he honk his horn?
Mooninites
Meep meep!
Spfeel
The elimination of roadrunners, now that's something Adam west would poor all the towns taxes into
luridftw
He's still trying to figure out who's stealing his water, no time for that.
ItzDatSilver
He should have rode a tank
SpongebobReferences
*ridden
ashmenon
Pretty sure he tried that too.
luridftw
Are you saying you wish the coyote was killed?
ItzDatSilver
No im talking about the coyote riding a tank
FoxKeegan
How long was he in your damn car that you got pictures in both daylight and after sunset?
c0smicj0ker
The post says early morning so I'm hoping the last picture is actually right before sunrise... and it wasn't more than an hour or so
Renowned1k90
He said early morning, so probably an hour or 2.
FriendlyNeighbourhoodCanadian
Airdrie to Calgary isn't even 20 minutes unless it's all the way across Calgary. Source: Calgarian
EmotionallyTransparent
Canadian car alarms are weird.
malakim
I'm usually more of a subdued chuckle guy. This genuinely made me laugh. Well played good sir, have your upvote.
CattMan
I laughed way harder than I should have at this. Thank you.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
why did they release the poor guy a hundred fucking kilometers from where he was picked up? also... woman driver
TheBlackVan
Canadian Trunk Monkey?
blainetog
ReturnPallet
canadians are weird https://imgur.com/3JcFmjx
DocVolt
Jesus Christ why is this not top comment???
Rasdwatrium
"...and yes this post is a repost and I shamlessely used the same gif I made for the 1st one. This time I'm not sorry."
EmotionallyTransparent
...and yes this post is a repost and I shamlessely used the same gif I made for the 1st one. This time I'm not sorry.
Totsmacgee
Well mow you need to find every repost of this and post your gif.
nobodyblindedme
never seen the original post, but this repost would not be complete without this gif
TheFastpaws
Be proud and own your weird. I actually only clicked to post your gif from the first one myself.
EmotionallyTransparent
Haha ok well next repost I'll give up my greedy ways and you can have fun with the gif lol
TheFastpaws
But what if I do not notice it?!
stuumbles
At least someone else didn't use it
playstation360
So, what's the red fluid under him in the first pic?
silverMlemClicker
BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! probably.
DasGabelhauser
Blinker fluid
oldmanranting69
Would explain a lot if this were in Massachusetts.
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
Probably a cut.
KapnKershaw
Power steering fluid
thatwoodguy
Transmission coolers share part of the radiator. My Ford trucks have their on the left side
Granddellfthegrand
Better question would be: "Why is it daytime in the one photo and night time in the other one? How long was he stuck in there?"
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
I'm going to say first one was early morning. The way the picture was taken was a "oh shit". The 2nd one was when the wildlife people came.
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
oops reverse that. No coffee yet. Dark one = morning. Light = sunrise
jjman070
From what I heard a few days ago when I first saw this, it was near dawn in the first pic and the second was when wildlife came.
derpdiggins
Powerade, most likely.
playstation360
Ha. It just looks bad when the first image is an animal stuck in the grill with red liquid under it.
fezfolife
Yeah, coyotes are hydrated as fuck, yo
Whynn
From the dude he ran over earlier.
datelessbowl
It's coolant from the radiator. Toyota uses red color at the factory.
marsgoose
My toyota uses the green stuff but the radiator is shared with transmission so it could be that, or coyote fluid.
FrancoUnAmerican
Could be transmission liquid too. it's red and the cooler is attached on the radiator.
littlepete96
Pro tip for future: If You run something over with Your car, stop, get out and examine what happened. It could be someones dog or cat.
ephemra
I would at least check the damage...
Granddellfthegrand
He did stop. The one photo is in the early morning and the other photo is in the day time.
Mslk3
That's no better, when he just left it there.
thedarkcanuck
If it was hit near Airdrie, which is close to Calgary, that's on a really busy highway and it might have been hard to stop safely
LittleM128
Note that he did say it was "highway speeds" so it was likely nowhere near a point he could pull over and check or move the body safely.
leslieknope2024
THANK YOU. Even if it is a wild animal, how could you leave that poor animal laying in agony on the side of the road?! :'(
therealM
What do you do go back and kill it?
IncitatusForConsul
No, you can call wildlife officials and they will put the animal out of agony. They don't like it when you do it yourself.
marsgoose
If you hit someones cat, dog or other animal on the road they are liable for the damages so check for that too.
marsgoose
That being said if I can save someones pet, I will, sometimes you are just SOL and they run away on the road.
insilico
Yikes. I can't imagine going up to someone and saying "Hey I hit and killed your dog.... Now pay me for the damage they caused."
HoeSay
You wouldn't want to pay it yourself either.. we hit a dog bc it was an inside dog that was taken out and not looked after (would chasecars)
HoeSay
It was a blind corner and we couldn't brake in time..it wasn't our faultor dogs since it didnt know better.But someone had to be held liable
wickedleeloo
THIS. HOW can you knowingly run over an animal w/out stopping to check if they're dead or even just to put them off the road ? Jeez.
swatz
highway.
wickedleeloo
Agreed, and it looks like this is what happened. BUT I see waaay more dead animals left in the middle of small roads than I see 1/2
wickedleeloo
2/2 on the aide of highways. People are idiots.
wickedleeloo
*side. Sorry, french autocorrect.
aboxacaraflatafan
It's insane how many times I've heard some variation of "Oh, I think it's dead." when asked if they stopped. Like... SO? Get out and check!
jjman070
Many people likely just don't want to have to deal with fish and wildlife.
AnIdiotWhoShouldBeShot
Maybe it's because we don't have them over here, but I still don't get how people can like foxes, idolize wolves, yet loath coyotes so much.
NotACanadian
Over here they lure dogs by pretending to be playful and them tear them apart. Coyote is a master of deceit.
boobiesarelifetho
a coyote ate one of my cats. And they're super loud in groups. Little bitches when they're alone tho.
demonic
while i like both foxes and coyotes if i could pick one as a pet i'd go with a coyote (neither should be a pet tho)
IncitatusForConsul
Foxes have been domesticated though...
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Coyotes kill more peoples pets. They are dangerous around where I live...Huge packs.
ShelbyTheDESTROYER
This time last year we had 5 guineas and 16 chickens. Now we have 1 guinea and 9 chickens. They eat what you've worked so hard to raise...
ShelbyTheDESTROYER
They killed two of my barn cats too. I know they're just trying to survive but it's hard to like something that ate your pets.
SharkoutofWata
Foxes and wolves didn't kill my cat and aren't in my driveway.
lovetorun
lived in El Paso, a pack would terrize our neighbor hood at night. So the community tried getting rid of the dumpsters in an attempt to
lovetorun
rid of them, thinking the trash was attracting them. They later jumped a fence and attacked a neighbors dog. dog didnt servive.
lovetorun
survive.* Though I really dont hate coyotes myself, I can see why ppl do.
Dreadpyr8Westley
Sort of related. I used to live on 13 acres of forest land in sw Washington, and I would camp out in my backyard often. I was once (1)
Dreadpyr8Westley
...visited by either a pack of wolves or a small group of coyotes. It was dark, all I could see was a few pairs of eyes and vague canid (2)
Dreadpyr8Westley
...shapes in the darkness. I was also 14. I think they were too small to be wolves. Anyway, I was an idiot, and I'd feed the wildlife (3)
Dreadpyr8Westley
...I kept dogfood with me to feed to the raccoons. My chickens were never touched... The coyotes moved on. Nothing exciting... (.)
mycatToastwasafatasshole
Here in AZ Coyotes are known to eat cats and dogs out of people's backyards.
classymango
Well in the southwestern states, they're heavily involved in drug and human trafficking.
Letmeeatyourassplz
Coyote killed my cat
Haloghost2
Well in my case when i was 5 my brother locked me out of the house at night and told me coyotes liked to eat little blonde haired girls.
rabbiebabbie
I have a fox that runs around my mom's neighborhood and he's so nice he comes right up to you begging for food and he smells like ass :)
boogersweretasty
The "maniacal children's laughter" quality to their howling in the middle of the night can be disconcerting.
Vyet
Wolves are rare and foxes don't kill peoples pets very often.
QuackQuackAttack
Coyotes eat domestic cats
InDogsWeTrust
Coyotes are dicks.
SweetJackal
Wolves don't wander near human settlements, coyotes do. Your cat or dog is too big for a fox to see as food- but not to a coyote. 1/2
SweetJackal
And just to make things worse, your 2-4 year old kid is small enough for them to consider them for a meal. Big deal in rural Canada. 2/2
getmo
Definitely a pack thing. I don't know much about foxes, but I assume they're loners. Coyotes are about same size, but the pack can feast.
BustedHelmet
coyotes are definitely larger than foxes about double the size
getmo
I know how big coyotes are, about a small dog. If you have a Medium dog, they're a little smaller than that. Foxes are half that size??
MatthewBerg
They're little fucking assholes is why. Raccoons are the same. Most raccoons are not the cute curious types you think they are. All jerks.
TheBitcherThreeMilfCunt
They are invasive
icelandicsealbear
Over where? We have them in Chicago.
karikamiya1234
Because only one routine eats children
marsgoose
coyotes are common and fuck with your shit
skellington01
Roadrunner, we all grew up with roadrunner. There are no shows where coyotes are cool.
CaptainSarcasmAwaaay
Yeah, but the roadrunner was an asshole, the coyote was the scrappy underdog you root for. We all *wanted* him to eat that goddamn bird.
Saustino
We have coyotes in Portland, OR. My cat was attacked and survived, was about $500 and months to recover. Then she disappeared a year later.
Saustino
A neighbor found a coyote den in their backyard that was overrun with blackberry bushes. Bones everywhere. Most likely some were my cats.
BustedHelmet
coyotes around here will even send out one of their pack to act injured around outside dogs to lure them out and then the whole pack 1/2
BustedHelmet
will attack kill and eat the dog which to me seems like a pretty good reason to hate coyotes over foxes (don't have wolves around here) 2/2
luridftw
I see them as dogs that's why I like them.
getmo
Coyotes eat dogs. When you live in an area with them, you won't see them the same anymore. Overpopulated, invasive species.
luridftw
I do live in an area with them, don't leave your dogs out over night. They're just trying to live life.
tammyfromthelibrary
Coyotes attack livestock. This is a big deal if you're a farmer.
orangecicle
Yeah because humans can't outsmart animals. LOL
moto192834
We do outsmart them, with guns
orangecicle
Lol yah. K. Any moron can use a gun. That's hardly intelligence..
moto192834
It doesn't take much, but I don't see any coyotes smart enough to use one
gtmiller
And children
Rudywasoffside
That's why we always kept a couple donkeys around. They're naturally aggressive to canines, especially coyotes.
ActionJohnnie
Tijuana?
CaptainLegot
Around here they eat people's pet dogs, chickens, and the occasional child.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
when those idiots leave them outside
orangecicle
They get the chance to do so because people are too stupid to be responsible for small animals and children.
ITalkAboutGoats
Chickens are really hard to keep safe, I'm just saying that.
orangecicle
Nah.
Hyero
You sleep in the coop with all of the hens or something?
kittehofauthoritah
A pack of coyotes stalked my puppies and even called to them. They lure dogs away and then eat them. They also stink to high heaven.
orangecicle
If only there was something you could put on your dog to make sure it doesn't run off... Like a... Harness. Or a... Leash. Oh. Wait.
kittehofauthoritah
They were inside fenced yard. Amazingly, coyotes do not understand fencing.
orangecicle
Mm sure
NotACanadian
YesButAlsoYes
I get the impression you live in an urban area and have never seen a wild animal
DeadnCold
1/ Wolves are rare and 90% of people will never see a wild one. Foxes are small, timid and keep rodent populations in check.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
coyotes only eat your animals if you're a fucking dope and leave them outside
AC4400CW
Oh god I forgot to bring the chickens goats and rabbits in the house for the night. Silly me.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
I'm talking about cats and dogs
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asm80dfa8sdfj
Squirrels are considered vermin there.
HesGotTwoFirstNames
Werewolves in London. Confirmed.
fartytowels
I'm in Australia and I work with a lady from London who told me foxes are really smelly... that took me by surprise.
ITalkAboutGoats
Smelly and sound like dying babies
fartytowels
No kidding. Well, you learn something new every day.
DeadnCold
2/ Coyotes are big, everywhere and fearless. They are assholes that will eat your cat, dog or anything smaller than it.
orangecicle
Oh shit maybe watch your fucking pets. Problem solved.
icookfoodandfightfire
not much you can do if they break into your backyard. My brother lives in upstate NY and they will jump fences to get a pet in a backyard
Dahlerbill
What kind of coyotes are you talking about? The ones here (New Mexico) are super timid. They wouldn't go near an average sized dog.
Paprika6
That's why if you live where coyotes are you don't fucking let your cat outside...watched one get ripped apart/taken off a month ago.
Paprika6
Where? Edmonton, AB. In the middle of a big fucking city. :/
orangecicle
Wolves are rare because we've killed them all. And still love doing it to the point where we poison their newborn pups in the den.
orangecicle
https://blog.humanesociety.org/wayne/2017/02/u-s-house-sanctions-killing-hibernating-bears-wolf-pups-dens-federal-refuges-alaska.html
Andilee
They sound like hyenas. Stayed at a friend's house in the middle of know where and they freaked me out. Never knew they made that noise
WafflesMcGee
Crying babies?
StankyPankySammich
And they fuck like crazy. They say that they know when other coyotes die, and they go into gear because of it to regen the population. They>
StankyPankySammich
Heat * not gear.
DetectiveGaff
Same thing. Also solid typo considering the post
StankyPankySammich
>> do this by the specific calls. Its just a theory now, but it makes sense. Their populations never really seem to dwindle.
Buckbeak1486
Wolves help, but humans are retarded and keep hunting them.