Feb 6, 2021 10:28 PM
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#aww#amazing
Shiznit007
Of course Asians for some reason
IamNICE124
Explanation? Okay. The dude has an insane fucking vertical leap.
silvergalde
Professional netball players have this skill, it's insane. Core strength is so important
teknojo
watch the point around his center mass while thinking of the spinning chair thing, but vertical.
Mellayellafella1441
LoveHow
Ninja
Holycowthatsawsome
A standard double jump, you'll learn it when you hit level 30 in life :)
thefrully
Follow the centre of gravity. Perfect parabola, little torso up = lots of leg down.
deviantchee
Wow, he doesn't even need a sword
Sleepingpanda1260
Sorcery
busychillin
Hard work, determination
xPheNomEnoNx
Snuggelapolous
SiriHowDoIAdult
Asian parkour Jesus, duh.
JapCarRealGood
LORDBUMBLE
Asians
clwadd
He’s the Christ or whatever
Stumpkiller
His center of mass follows a parabolic trajectory. He just opens his squat position enough to dip his toes. Good jump and leg strength.
MainlyHereForTheSpellingAndPuns
He pressed the A button twice.
Sheldonian
Asian jesus of course
JosephKitchens
sirlewi216
ILoveDogsWayMoreThanYou
Primotimewaster
Perseverance
napsmear
v
TeslaAxe
Its in reverse
Loupgarou746
Mofo just unlocked double jumping.
miltownmadness
Exactly. Now he can access the desert level.
TestyZesticles
Do you actually need an explanation? or are you just saying it is cool
galbroPilot
HA HA HA HA Thanks! He needed that!! But Im sure he doesn't know that you're talking about him!! HA HA HA
dinosaurakadinosaur
Damn son
mikeatike
Notice his ass never goes back up. He is just stretching his legs mid-jump.
sesamesnapsinhalf
Still pretty impressive tho, I can't move move thst fast.
STGxDante
My joints hurt just thinking about it.
Isi151e
Jumping and falling with style
Flying is the knack of throwing yourself at the ground and missing.
Colopty
Oh I was watching his ass like a hawk, but what's this about him stretching his legs?
BiologicallyHazardousMaterial
Not just. He has to balance it out by raising his arms and stretching his upper half too
diamondcardboard
Stop messing with Korean Jesus he ain't got time for your problems
probationaryperiod
Hory Shet
scherudion
meyenme
He BUSY!! With Korean shit!!
YoeyDiamantes
Best Imgur comment ever
BananaCyclist
That's a Vietnamese Jesus, you racist sacrilegious sack of shit.
UnicornCock
This is the whey
FarQuad
BlackTrashTiger
mrcheese1
Come at me bro
BigTex1
He will show you the whey.
roseblud
Wow Korean Jesus is JACKED!
CooCooCaChew
HE CAN'T CROSS HIS LEGS SO THEY JUST NAILED EACH FOOT INDIVIDUALLY???
Doomgriever
Is this Cross Fit?
Itscalledart
sherbertpumper
The slo-mo shot reveals it well. He doesn’t jump off the water but merely dips his feet and lifts them again.
angryson
Still really impressive
KitRamoss
True, that is more apparent when you watch the slow mo closely. but still that he can pull it off and so smoothly is still quite impressive
montyman185
Very impressive, that's for sure
MasterKif
Lmao thank you for this
ImAFoxButNotReally
Yes, look the rest of the body. It's at the same height. He just lifts the legs again after touching the water
stvgrc
Merely
boopityboopboop
Quite simply
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
like, NBD
Ilovehavingfreehealthcare
This one word comment is the most points I’ve ever gotten on this dumb ass site that I’ve been a member of for years
DevonGronka
He's a video game character, obviously. Double jumps only work in video game physics.
ChillageInn
WinchesterTavern
So his feet won’t get wet!
SillyGoat
So that it looks like he jumped off the water
MarkOfTheCovenant
Yeah that's pretty obvious I thought.
jjw9
+1 ... he’s mastered “inertia.” The mass of his body is already on an arc over the chairs. His athleticism is in being able to extend and
You misspelled "he's mastered the art of ninjitsu". It is an easy mistake my friend
Peace. I’m good w/ your recommendations, Brother.
tuck his legs while in “free motion” (not braced against anything). This requires a lot of core strength in the abs / lower back ...
the same way divers can control their tucks and spins whilst in free fall.
ScootiePuffJrSucks
Still cool, but yeah.
dfresco
merely, highly dubious
Asmor
Thanks. I followed his head and you're definitely correct, it's a single jump and he's dipping his legs down in the middle
M4Firefly
yup. no change in momentum
zerothealien
Yeah hes already in the full motion of jumping over
Donku83
And here I thought he walked on water
ProffesorStupido
I do see how he does that but that takes skill and leg power along with practice at the same time.
Oh.. don’t get me wrong.. I try that and it would end badly.. just explaining how it’s done.
thisguyonline1988
We still want the "how" behind the logistics of this craziness.
halshing
Let me tell you about this event where the best athletes in the world compete to be the best of the best. Now that's some crazy "logistics"!
IWishIHadABetterNickName
The legs going down doesn't stop the force of his jump and brining legs up does help for longer reach?
UnattendedDeviant
Push off up and forward. Leep high. Then stretch your legs out so toes touch water as you glide by. The retract legs to clear 2nd bar.
SputterSpark
Follow the center of mass, it follows an arc consistent with the first jump, just deployed landing gear for a second mid flight
lemmesmashplease
Bingo!
dyxj
Watch his hips.
GatDangHippies
"merely dips his feet and lifts them again" There. I parsed out the how. Reading comprehension is an important skill.
AnimalGenetaliaAudioClues
Watch the torso. He’s still falling as he “steps” off the water.
Bairoko
He simple performed a long high jump and thrust his feet down midway into the water. If you look at his shoulders instead of his feet you'll
Notice that the downward thrust of his feet causes him to immediately begin to quickly lose height and momentum
IAmMarkimusPrime
His center of mass maintains that same parabolic trajectory initially set when he jumped.
StreaksOnTheChinaNeverMatteredBefore
v ok but explain this one next.
billyjonas
I looks like a giant insect head
vanishingsoul
Looks like some kind of mushroom
nthensome
What in the actual fuck?
ratilda
Someone, pleeeeeaaase, explain what this is! I can't sleep, I need to know!!
katttrrr
Stomach with a very hot stone cooking the lamb/sheep inside maybe? Nomadic tribes in northern China do this
DidItForScience
You've never had steamed monkey butts before?
LeeroyJenkems
qtRaven
Beans & Black Coffee.
Rectasoreus
Thought it was a perfect loop for a while
iCommunicateInGifs
fbutt09
China about to unleash the next Corona flu
spiritussancto
fart fetish. beware the steam burns
Deflated ass.
FruiPunSamuraiG
Meats inside of a stomach.
redline6
Kim K getting ready for her butt implant.
ElbowdeepinAgony
What ?
kagure2
I’m pretty sure they cut somebody’s ass off!!!
It looks like how my ass feels
Pookakke
Remi dat you?
ritsbits808
Looks like an edible butt
(from my alt account if I had one) all butt are edible
hannahbutnotreally
So a part of an animal cooked, I'm guessing a stomach but I'm not sure
PRDWRaven
Yeah pretty sure that is a goats stomach, saw it explained under the same image once, don't take my word for it 100% tho, didn't fact check.
ShrimptechInvestor
My lungs after a fat dab
Raggune
Stomach of pig, ballooned with steam from a meal cooked inside.
Brainshart
I can’t figure out if that is edible food or not
Wikipedo
Looks like a panda's ass
davesaint01930
I thinknits haggis.
Kodaxmax
so not edible?
TheTeenageMutantNinjaTurtles
Ah yes, traditional Asian haggis.
LightUserSyndrome
What is that?!?
A guy who doesn't know how to wear a mask.
hg57
It looks like some animal’s stomach that’s been cooked and full of steam.
ShibesKeanu
Steamed Hams
majorkira9
Is that you Jeff?
iAteTheLastCookie
Well, I’m from Utica, and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase “steamed hams.”
Oh of course, not in Utica. It's an Albany expression.
rocklemycockle
I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
CountryMacRIP
Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe.
Shiznit007
Of course Asians for some reason
IamNICE124
Explanation? Okay. The dude has an insane fucking vertical leap.
silvergalde
Professional netball players have this skill, it's insane. Core strength is so important
teknojo
watch the point around his center mass while thinking of the spinning chair thing, but vertical.
Mellayellafella1441
LoveHow
Ninja
Holycowthatsawsome
A standard double jump, you'll learn it when you hit level 30 in life :)
thefrully
Follow the centre of gravity. Perfect parabola, little torso up = lots of leg down.
deviantchee
Wow, he doesn't even need a sword
Sleepingpanda1260
Sorcery
busychillin
Hard work, determination
xPheNomEnoNx
Snuggelapolous
SiriHowDoIAdult
Asian parkour Jesus, duh.
JapCarRealGood
LORDBUMBLE
Asians
clwadd
He’s the Christ or whatever
Stumpkiller
His center of mass follows a parabolic trajectory. He just opens his squat position enough to dip his toes. Good jump and leg strength.
MainlyHereForTheSpellingAndPuns
He pressed the A button twice.
Sheldonian
Asian jesus of course
JosephKitchens
sirlewi216
ILoveDogsWayMoreThanYou
Primotimewaster
Perseverance
napsmear
TeslaAxe
Its in reverse
Loupgarou746
Mofo just unlocked double jumping.
miltownmadness
Exactly. Now he can access the desert level.
TestyZesticles
Do you actually need an explanation? or are you just saying it is cool
galbroPilot
HA HA HA HA Thanks! He needed that!! But Im sure he doesn't know that you're talking about him!! HA HA HA
dinosaurakadinosaur
Damn son
mikeatike
Notice his ass never goes back up. He is just stretching his legs mid-jump.
sesamesnapsinhalf
mikeatike
Still pretty impressive tho, I can't move move thst fast.
STGxDante
My joints hurt just thinking about it.
Isi151e
Jumping and falling with style
mikeatike
Flying is the knack of throwing yourself at the ground and missing.
Colopty
Oh I was watching his ass like a hawk, but what's this about him stretching his legs?
BiologicallyHazardousMaterial
Not just. He has to balance it out by raising his arms and stretching his upper half too
diamondcardboard
Stop messing with Korean Jesus he ain't got time for your problems
probationaryperiod
Hory Shet
clwadd
scherudion
meyenme
He BUSY!! With Korean shit!!
YoeyDiamantes
Best Imgur comment ever
BananaCyclist
That's a Vietnamese Jesus, you racist sacrilegious sack of shit.
UnicornCock
This is the whey
FarQuad
BlackTrashTiger
mrcheese1
Come at me bro
BigTex1
He will show you the whey.
roseblud
Wow Korean Jesus is JACKED!
CooCooCaChew
HE CAN'T CROSS HIS LEGS SO THEY JUST NAILED EACH FOOT INDIVIDUALLY???
Doomgriever
Is this Cross Fit?
Itscalledart
sherbertpumper
The slo-mo shot reveals it well. He doesn’t jump off the water but merely dips his feet and lifts them again.
angryson
Still really impressive
KitRamoss
True, that is more apparent when you watch the slow mo closely. but still that he can pull it off and so smoothly is still quite impressive
montyman185
Very impressive, that's for sure
MasterKif
Lmao thank you for this
ImAFoxButNotReally
Yes, look the rest of the body. It's at the same height. He just lifts the legs again after touching the water
stvgrc
Merely
boopityboopboop
Quite simply
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
like, NBD
Ilovehavingfreehealthcare
stvgrc
This one word comment is the most points I’ve ever gotten on this dumb ass site that I’ve been a member of for years
DevonGronka
He's a video game character, obviously. Double jumps only work in video game physics.
ChillageInn
WinchesterTavern
So his feet won’t get wet!
SillyGoat
So that it looks like he jumped off the water
MarkOfTheCovenant
Yeah that's pretty obvious I thought.
jjw9
+1 ... he’s mastered “inertia.” The mass of his body is already on an arc over the chairs. His athleticism is in being able to extend and
UnicornCock
You misspelled "he's mastered the art of ninjitsu". It is an easy mistake my friend
jjw9
Peace. I’m good w/ your recommendations, Brother.
jjw9
tuck his legs while in “free motion” (not braced against anything). This requires a lot of core strength in the abs / lower back ...
jjw9
the same way divers can control their tucks and spins whilst in free fall.
ScootiePuffJrSucks
Still cool, but yeah.
dfresco
merely, highly dubious
Asmor
Thanks. I followed his head and you're definitely correct, it's a single jump and he's dipping his legs down in the middle
M4Firefly
yup. no change in momentum
zerothealien
Yeah hes already in the full motion of jumping over
Donku83
And here I thought he walked on water
ProffesorStupido
I do see how he does that but that takes skill and leg power along with practice at the same time.
sherbertpumper
Oh.. don’t get me wrong.. I try that and it would end badly.. just explaining how it’s done.
thisguyonline1988
We still want the "how" behind the logistics of this craziness.
halshing
Let me tell you about this event where the best athletes in the world compete to be the best of the best. Now that's some crazy "logistics"!
IWishIHadABetterNickName
The legs going down doesn't stop the force of his jump and brining legs up does help for longer reach?
UnattendedDeviant
Push off up and forward. Leep high. Then stretch your legs out so toes touch water as you glide by. The retract legs to clear 2nd bar.
SputterSpark
Follow the center of mass, it follows an arc consistent with the first jump, just deployed landing gear for a second mid flight
lemmesmashplease
Bingo!
dyxj
Watch his hips.
GatDangHippies
"merely dips his feet and lifts them again" There. I parsed out the how. Reading comprehension is an important skill.
AnimalGenetaliaAudioClues
Watch the torso. He’s still falling as he “steps” off the water.
Bairoko
He simple performed a long high jump and thrust his feet down midway into the water. If you look at his shoulders instead of his feet you'll
Bairoko
Notice that the downward thrust of his feet causes him to immediately begin to quickly lose height and momentum
IAmMarkimusPrime
His center of mass maintains that same parabolic trajectory initially set when he jumped.
CooCooCaChew
StreaksOnTheChinaNeverMatteredBefore
billyjonas
I looks like a giant insect head
vanishingsoul
Looks like some kind of mushroom
nthensome
What in the actual fuck?
ratilda
Someone, pleeeeeaaase, explain what this is! I can't sleep, I need to know!!
katttrrr
Stomach with a very hot stone cooking the lamb/sheep inside maybe? Nomadic tribes in northern China do this
DidItForScience
You've never had steamed monkey butts before?
LeeroyJenkems
qtRaven
Beans & Black Coffee.
Rectasoreus
Thought it was a perfect loop for a while
iCommunicateInGifs
fbutt09
China about to unleash the next Corona flu
spiritussancto
fart fetish. beware the steam burns
mikeatike
Deflated ass.
FruiPunSamuraiG
Meats inside of a stomach.
redline6
Kim K getting ready for her butt implant.
ElbowdeepinAgony
What ?
kagure2
I’m pretty sure they cut somebody’s ass off!!!
LeeroyJenkems
It looks like how my ass feels
Pookakke
Remi dat you?
ritsbits808
Looks like an edible butt
ritsbits808
(from my alt account if I had one) all butt are edible
hannahbutnotreally
Sheldonian
So a part of an animal cooked, I'm guessing a stomach but I'm not sure
PRDWRaven
Yeah pretty sure that is a goats stomach, saw it explained under the same image once, don't take my word for it 100% tho, didn't fact check.
ShrimptechInvestor
My lungs after a fat dab
Doomgriever
Raggune
Stomach of pig, ballooned with steam from a meal cooked inside.
Brainshart
I can’t figure out if that is edible food or not
Wikipedo
Looks like a panda's ass
davesaint01930
I thinknits haggis.
Kodaxmax
so not edible?
TheTeenageMutantNinjaTurtles
Ah yes, traditional Asian haggis.
LightUserSyndrome
What is that?!?
Colopty
A guy who doesn't know how to wear a mask.
hg57
It looks like some animal’s stomach that’s been cooked and full of steam.
ShibesKeanu
Steamed Hams
majorkira9
Is that you Jeff?
iAteTheLastCookie
Well, I’m from Utica, and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase “steamed hams.”
TheTeenageMutantNinjaTurtles
Oh of course, not in Utica. It's an Albany expression.
rocklemycockle
I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
CountryMacRIP
Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe.