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The gummy worm on the left lost the right side if his body in a vicious mauling. The gummy worm on the right died of heart disease.
Our highly skilled team of surgeons peiced the donor parts to the recipient. Please show your support with an upvote.
FP EDIT: Check our other projects:
http://imgur.com/gallery/p4KTu
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322jake
An abomination.
ImCanadianAndILikeItEh
Witchcraft!!! Burn the witches!! This is not said SCIENCE, this is, this is, is, this is BAD um... STUFF BURN EM, BURN EM ALL
jacblake
We have the technology.
tipsbandana
this is so cute and dumb- you've earned my +1
YSPilot
<3
rspizjuan
So this is what you guys want? This?
YSPilot
Yes. Her.
ISeeWhatIDidThere
"I think bears and worms are not very similar... until you think of gummy." -Demitri Martin
MongoOnlyPawnInChessGameOfLife
I'm the kind of guy that eats gummy worms two at a time so they don't die alone.
YSPilot
It's people like you that this worm needed the procedure in the first place.
siler7
Yeah, do this enough times and you'll create an unstoppable gummy worm that fights Superman.
YSPilot
Dude. How did you get that kind of classified information?
KatHob10
Humm naie gummy!
MyFirstHat
We can't just play God like this, guys.
YSPilot
We can. And we did! :)
hitmanhart
What a time to be alive.
PassiveAgressiveOnion
Can similar surgeries be preformed on gummy bears and jelly babies or has science not come far enough yet
YSPilot
Yes! Now that we have successfully performed what we believe is the first half body transplant, we can use what we learned all gummy beings.
NeverGetsTheNuke
Now you have two gummy worm. Gummy worm win every time.
AgentTempest
OMG, human experimentation!
TobySomething
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
candyman106
...bother. Should bother.
wherehaveiseenthatbefore
Hahahahaha!
SemperScarredHeart
Zelkon527
YSPilot
We did. We figured y'all would eat this up! Literally.
BarbaricTacoEater
How high are you right now?
YSPilot
Sadly i'm not nor was I. I call this kind of high the" 36hrs awake slaphappy"
WhiteTrashTiger
But how do you cure your own diabetes?
footblockking
Is there a gofundme I can donate to to support the worm's medical bills
YSPilot
We here do these kinds of operations for science not cash. if you want to donate to help with medical bills. www.stjude.org/Donate
footblockking
I thoroughly enjoyed that you both appreciated my joke and also plugged real good things :)
Futanaridesu
Food Surgeon on Youtube?
taylaw84
The wonders of modern science, please forward. 1 upvote = 1 prayer
stickyourproblemsupyourbum
Do you have a gofundme link ?
YSPilot
www.stjude.org/Donate
FishTerrorist
This is so dumb, I can't NOT upvote.
YSPilot
I need sleep.
DaddySlapper
That makes two of us bby
PirateRubberDuck
Beautifully done. As a fellow gummy animal surgeon I am impressed. I did a gummy bear head transplant the other day.
PirateRubberDuck
My work on jelly babies has been frowned upon by jelly person rights activists though.
YSPilot
We sometimes have to make sacrifices for progress. Am I right or what?
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
I mean, these experiments could save lives one day! They'll be thanking us when it's them.
ClackyKeyboard
ahaha the satire
VBStrong67
Cut gummy worm in half, now two gummy worm. Gummy worm always win!
abridgements
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YSPilot
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oldsackofpotatoes
dedlanguages
In your professional medical opinion would it be possible to graft a gummy bear head to a gummy octopus body with gummy worms for tentacles?
Attacker732
What did I just read.
YSPilot
Science.
Attacker732
Like, this guy's
idea of science?
YSPilot
Ethically, no. Scientifically, Yes. Would I?? No comment.
MissBrightPaw
You seem like the person I'd be best friends with in real life.
YSPilot
I'm in Dayton, ohio. New bffs?
MissBrightPaw
I'm in Vic, Australia. But still, bffs? :D
YSPilot
Absolutely!
MissBrightPaw
Hell yeah :D inbox me anytime!
AgentTempest
OK smartass, which way is forwards?
Einstein9073
You and your alimentary privilege. Not every being has a one-directional digestive tract.
Jaybeck08
Yes
forestfinagle
Kill... me *undulates madly*
youcantproveit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsxRiI5jAC8
YSPilot
The red end...duhhh!
Lizaderp
Of course!
ThySausagePrince
So you basically re-attached its ass. Nice.
degenerator
What would Bill Nye say?
YSPilot
Is he in Imgur? Tag him.
iSatan
So the gummy worm got his ass handed to him?
iSatan
I could say attached but that would ruin the joke, work with me here!
YSPilot
+2. 10/10 Would Pun around with you!
YSPilot
Basic gummy worm anatomy.
Conflict
You are my favorite person so far this week. I want you to know I truly appreciate this post and your comments.
YSPilot
<3
Radiophonic
Once I successfully separated two conjoined gummy bear twins with a kitchen knife. Both survived and the parents were very happy.
YSPilot
I have job offer for you!
Radiophonic
Thank you!! Although I'm very skilled, I have a nasty habit of devouring my gummy patients after I've treated them. Thought you should know!
YSPilot
Dang. We could have used someone with your skills.
Radiophonic
What if only eat the terminally ill? Would you hire me then?
YSPilot
Yes. We need an euthanasia expert..
IFixGuitars
Does this work with other colors of gummy worms or just the orange/yellow ones?
Caldaque
Just like with any organ grafting you have to make sure it is compatible otherwise the new host's body will reject the transplant.
mBsquared
GreyNotGray
Jeez dude 2017 color doesn't matter
Trashgarbage
I believe it has a higher chance of failure if the gummy worms are autistic.
YSPilot
No, Autism is a mental disorder that really doesn't affect anatomy much,
Trashgarbage
I know.
ImAFoxButNotReally
This is the gummy centipede, as the movie it makes no sense, but it works
MaskMan191
The flavor types need to match. Pineapple only accepts pineapple, Fruit punch is U. donor, licorice is a u. receiver.
spartaninvicta
They're all gummies underneath, people need to grow up and look past the colours on the outside it's 2017 ffs
ICanBelieveItsProbablyMargarine
what is wrong with you people? LEAVE ORANGE/YELLOW GUMMI ALONE!
YSPilot
Yes, but due to ethical laws, it's unacceptable to combine two worm races. It also has higher risk for rejection.
EarthAnimalArmy
you are suck a huge incredibly brilliant successful RACIST!!!! GUMMY WORM RACISTS!!! against mix gummy color joinings!!!! +1
behz
Would it be unethical to attempt this method for gummy bears? U only mentioned that its unacceptable for worm species
MisterOp
Dr. YSPilot, p.H.D
RandAIFlagg
TIL I'm an abomination of two worm races
RagefaceRS
So where is the science on inter-species grafting? There are many injured bears and even octopuses who could benefit from donor worms.
TanzaniteStar
What about sour gummy worms? would their extra coating get in the way?
savemebabyjebus
#greenwormsmatter
GoChaca
Make America Orange and Red Again
OGkilroy
Higher risk for STD's aswell
YSPilot
There is an intense screening program. That is the last thing a patient should worry about!
AddNapalm
Science
IFixGuitars
I understand. Thank you for your feedback.
DownvoteAllYouWantImstillRight
I fucking love this community
ThePunneryOfficer
Username checks out
Askingforafriend37
So triggered!
GaaraOfDaFunk
This guy turned out just fine....
defenestratemeplz
Faith in humanity restored
TheJuanAnd0nly
"I swear it was bigger the last time I rubbed it" - right hand probably
Flyndaran
Silly anecdote; my brothers and I have hyperpigmented genitals. DNA test found out that we're 4% sub-Saharan African, so it all fits.
Flyndaran
Brother's wife asked if he was part black, because he was part black. lol
ErinFromTheOffice
I mean, he got sort of weird about the black hand.
Lukethepriceisright
No, no, no he got weird about it being cyborg
celestedrake
He's not a worm. Clearly humans do not have the same rejections that gummy worms do.
Nuss69er
God dammit!!!