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Girl bleaching moustache
Jan 18, 2013 12:58 AM
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popaout
There are thieves in Canada ?!
AfterTheShadows
Karma bitch. Karma.
HaynerPenceOlette
Is she related to Giovanna Plowman ?
warnjeff
She seems lovely.
seehill
Typical Maple Leafs fan
MysteryCanuckian
Ouch, that's cold man. No need to be so mean, the Leafs are undefeated so far this year!
Whetu
Christ she must have a real Fu manchu going on there.
MySpooNiz2biG
Thats a duckface i dont want to meet.
crazypyro23
That is the ugliest person I've seen all day. Well done phone thief, well done
visionquest
You said exactly what I was thinking. Thank you!
TheMisinformedOctopus
Don't try to get the phone back, just keep posting her pics. That would be much more entertaining.
vaginapower
No no no, let her keep posting pics for a while. When you get some good ones, get the phone back and give her the link to the photos. >:)
Abso
The imgur community will buy you a new phone if it's funny enough haha. $1 from everyone and he could get a top-of-the-line phone.
revenantape
may she be cursed with many more chins
thebranimal
She's clearly not a real Canadian. If she was, she would've returned it and apologized obsessively.
EmeraldLaughter
Fat, hairy pot-smoking thief... We gotta winner here!
NixonInnes
EXIF data. Google it. Extract it. Find Her.
WestNiall
That's right! The photos will might have gps cords on them!
MyNameIsJeanValjean
People are so dumb. If you're going to steal something with a camera atleast wipe all the data/apps off of it you muppets
jwweedon
She is the worst thing i have ever seen
OmgRULatina
She is the epitome of trashy.
holyshnikes
that was my first thought as well!
vaginapower
The word that comes to my mind is "twat".
kyussgreen
Or Cunt. Absolute Cunt.
PorpoiseInvasion
This is why I love dropbox. My friends think that deleting pictures they took of themselves with my phone saves their embarrassment
benwinc
Dat hairy (arm) little thief!
rockthewaves33
loving the jesus bracelet shes wearing while having a picture taken on a phone she stole.. while smoking weed. yes.
WeNamedTheDawgIndiana
I hope you violently punch her in the throat.
staleman
NSFE (Not Safe For Epileptics) http://newsimg.ngfiles.com/265000/265636_0019480016-cat.gif.gif
feryooday
Really glad NSFE is a thing.
ChronicUsername
As an epileptic, thank you for your decency.
Kilo9R
If you know this thief, please contact http://www.torontopolice.on.ca/
thatfamousguy
sincerely NotACop
haileymonster
I'm from Toronto, will post mustache pic on Facebook and ask my friends to do the same. For imgur!!!
FaxCelestis
I wonder if they have a /ll/ directory. Then it could be torontopolice.on.ca/ll/
StarmanUltra
a /ts/ directory would be better
FaxCelestis
Or /ttle/. Maybe /lientepeppers/.
16bitmick
I have that exact same phone. Condolences, man. That was not cheap. (Tho this makes me want to turn that dropbox thing on...)
bootytoots
1/2 Thieves stole most of my boyfriends belongings last week (mostly sentimental items and they ended up being incinerated), Imgurians,
bootytoots
2/2 let's get this phone back to its rightful owner!
PeanutBuddha
Pipe-hittin', Leafs-likin' thief.
OsoLoco13
TO Crack ho
MysteryCanuckian
Nah, probably stole the sweatshirt too :-) Seems 2 be more a fan of crack, I hate seeing young people stuck in such a destructive existence
VagisilToothpaste
Blarrrrgh...she sullies the name of hockey fans everywhere.
TheAmanda4life
the first thing that came to my mind after i read the title and saw her face was "you evil bitch"
CookieMonstaEIRE
See guys, she smokes the devils lettuce too, coincidence? I think not!
Latishwah
... People who smoke weed bleach their staches?
CookieMonstaEIRE
Stealing the phone -_-
Latishwah
People who smoke weed steal shit?
connorphuge
Well thank god that's the only thing we saw her bleach
SlothNipples
more is coming
StinkFist893
She needs be bleachin them Gorilla arms.
baconwithasideofbacon
It's funny because she could have bleached her asshole.
johnovision27
Given her arm hair, I would be nervous....
OptimusMoo
Yes, thank god.
jon123682
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyyRz0gbOlk
MysteryCanuckian
That's fucking hilarious! OMG I laughed so damned hard at that it almost killed me cuz I started coughing badly (cold). Nice one!
roonic86
TIL Hamplanets grow mustaches
DoctorTobiasFunkeAnalrapist
"I have a bleached asshole!" -Artemis
chicgeekuk
It might be hair removal cream. Still... ick.
Soloist790
-_-
shadowchild2089
JQuentinEvermann
haha, wasn't sure if you meant what she was doing, or how God made her look. Turns out, both!
shadowchild2089
nah dude the mental image of other things she could be bleaching now i need to find cheap moonshine and scrub that image back out of my head
Broadway2
Maybe he just didn't post those pics... :-/
FaxCelestis
Dropbox does it automagically.
Broadway2
But it doesn't post then automatically to here...
FaxCelestis
No, but it drops them into his dropbox, and then he can post them wherever he wants.
Broadway2
That's why I said...maybe he didn't post them...
ProfessorChaos
Why the fuck would you even take a picture of that?
zzzzzzzzzzzz1
LOL last night I took a picture of myself bleaching my upper lip and I sent it to my best friend as a joke.
dogfartsaregreat
FOUND THE PHONE THIEF, GUYS!
zzzzzzzzzzzz1
it wasn't me!! I'm a petite white girl with bangs.
PennyPennyPenny
Dont ask...she's a Leafs fan.
SquirrellyWhirly
I've got 5 bucks on "attention whore from not enough attention from her parents growing up". What are the odds for that?
ProfessorChaos
7:1
fomalhaut
This is simple, she's foreveralone and this is desperate act of fixing that.
ProfessorChaos
Showing people that she bleaches her mustache is supposed to make her LESS forever alone?
fomalhaut
Well, women logic...
Kattish
id take these photos to the cops. Get the phone back!
effulgently
what if she bought the phone off the person who stole it and doesn't realize it?
nhelesh
Precisely. I'd at least add 'allegedly' just to be safe from any potential libel accusations. Innocent until proven guilty and all.
Thuperduper
I'd take it to the news and then the cops. Public humiliation is the best
JQuentinEvermann
I'd take the photos to a porn maker just to see how hard he laughs.
eggwig
+1 for the implication that all producers of porn are men.
JQuentinEvermann
+1 for the implication that only men would laugh at this woman's unfortunate combination of features.
codyownz
And get her busted for smoking weed.
Argent213
Upvoted because breaking the law is not good. Not sure about Toronto, however.
pizzapatrol
she got some hairyass arms.
ryback
NO! Don't call the cops! Let's see what she does next!
IDidSomethingOnceItWasHell
Seconded
MooseSK
Start a website and make money off her.
fomalhaut
I'm pretty sure we all will regret after seeing her next...
Abso
I mean going from connorphuge's comment, maybe she's saving that activity for another day...
Abso
Seriously, use picture #2 as the one they put out too, hahaha.
MsMirandaPriestly
couldnt be that she bought the phone 2nd handed? It happens a lot in some places, they sell you something stolen and you don't even know it
PsychedChicken
But she is smoking the reefer!! She must be EVVIIILLLL ...... lolz
iamireland
Finding her is the first step to getting it back and finding who that seller may have been.
OhhCanada
too much effort.
SlayersofDiablo
getting real tired of your shit, canada.
electricpimp
You must be the girl that stole the phone...you're in Canada and everything!
OhhCanada
ouch. wasn't expecting the downvotes :(.... it's a phone people! Your provider should give you a new one free if you have a contract!!!
mavi222
Here in Czech Republic they would charge us the store price for new phone ... and we just got 3G in some places
Yuup
I never understood bleaching. Just wax it or shave it. Just because it's harder to see it, doesn't mean we don't feel it when we kiss you
JoshMatos
someone's phone)
tbonecanucks
THAT's what you took away from this?
pennemin
It's only harder to see when light doesn't shine directly on it. If light shines on it, blonde hair reflects it and it looks really thick.
MySecondAccount
It can also be seen in the right light/angle. I didn't even know people did this - it's stupid.
JazzInvincible
While I agree...GIRLS DO NOT SHAVE YOUR MUSTACHE. Always wax. Shaving would be a verrrry bad idea.
martianmarvin
this. this this this
sweetpeasoup
I love having naturally blonde
eatallthefood
It could be nair. It doesn't bleach it's hair removal cream
Justinicus
Ixnay on the avingshay. Stubble, dude. Stubble. Unless she's going for that rugged, masculine feel.
illmakeamemeoutofyou
this is hilarious.
katoid
Probably Nair, not bleach. OP is a dude. ;)
comasutra
I don't think anyone is kissing this bitch
JoshMatos
I don't think this particular person gets much action. (not because she's not thin but because you gotta be a pretty crappy person to steal
MyNameIsJeanValjean
She probably hangs out with people who also steal shit so they don't care that she steals.
Broadway2
Thin or not...she doesn't appear the cleanest person out there...
boneywasawarriorwayayix
She could just as likely be using epilation cream.
MysteryCanuckian
Agreed. Better half uses it when the stache comes in too much (very fine but she's still paranoid about it).
TheBadDad
Yes. I would pretty much guarantee that is not bleach. Nobody wants an albino caterpillar on their girls lips.
MysteryCanuckian
Yeah, no albino caterpillars on, above or around lips. Either set of lips. :-)