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Apr 7, 2026 11:01 AM
HuskyHairExtraordinaire
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SlaaneshiRightsFront
#32 Seven days a week?
meowingintensifies
Imalwaysready
#11 Right? The British one is silly, but whimsical. I’ll let it count. It’s the French one that is weird. Should be “check, check, check, what the fuck France?”
realGeorgelucas
#6 "He can do the work of two men!" "yeah, Laurel and Hardy"
DemSumBigAssRidges
#15 Omg... There's 25% in the first quartile?! I hope there aren't half in the first 50% or I might just lose it....
StillScreamingIntoTheVoid
#13 it's even better when the "correct" one is wrong and then you get to play the roulette game of will it leave my address correct or change it as soon as I look away and my packages will go to Georgia the country instead of Georgia the state.
Lisossoma
#15 is this guy really that dumb?
malicart
#9 Reds are def sweeter, the flavors change much more when roasted.
Imalwaysready
#15 To be fair, a whopping 25% of our students are in the top quartile, too. Like they always say “you can’t eat an omelette without putting on pants and driving to Denny’s.”
BeckyLookAtHerButt
#35 ...and write it down.
NZSheeps
BeckyLookAtHerButt
#11 Better than Mommy's Beard?
igglebotato
I mean https://www.barbapapa.com/barbamama-en/
Flareside
#18 if the frequency matched that cats you would cause so much healing in the world. I watched cool videos about the sonic castes that helped heal broken bones faster.
GrandmaSlappy
It would kill all the crickets pretty fast, there's a study that showed when the male crickets cant make exactly the right noise for their species, the ladies don't find them.
Imalwaysready
#9 But they do…
Yes, they are basically all the same thing—just at different stages of ripeness—but that is what makes them taste different. Same way a green banana and a super brown one taste different.
bottledham
Absolutely. I hate green peppers but fully-ripe red ones are fine.
callmeobvious
#11 well f*ck, we do call barbapapa (dads beard) and I'd never realized how weird it was until now.
Rogahar
#11 Candy Floss, thank you very much. I've never heard anyone call it Fairy Floss.
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
I love Safi!!! ❤️
HuskyHairExtraordinaire
Them you! I'm very fond of her too
HuskyHairExtraordinaire
*thank
Draygen
#22 Is that Russel Brand? You know, the rapist?
Wapusk
#9 Maybe they don't, but the green ones give me killer heartburn.
Fanner50
#6
In an office, first female clerk gives second female clerk the finger.
Second clerk “is that your boyfriend?”
RichardPenne
#17 Welcome to imgur Mr. Kennedy.
cyrusthevyrus
#48 It's not fun, trust me. You can't talk about it to get it off your chest, you can't do something about it, you can't avoid it, because there is no IT. You experience constant near-panic attack level anxiety when there's nothing you're worried about.
Isikyus
#27 Argent, a lion rampant chequy of gules and sable, armed and langued vert. The lion doesn't just have a mani-pedi, it's also had its tongue done.
Isikyus
I guess you could call the field _Argent, five barrulets gules_ but that seems a stretch
IlluminaBlade
#2 ham ice cream.
notsurewhattocallthis
#10 Did he get the job? He was definitely able to manage the cat...
HelpfulCorn
Herding cats is supposed to be a very challenging task, you have a point
Almaadin
Man can command cat. Hire immediately. We must not allow our competitors to aquire this power.
AbsolutelyNotBacon
#9 There's people who think the different colours taste the same?? Have you no tastebuds?
espo2323
I have met a suprising amount of people who think they taste the same.
Merinther
Colourblind in the mouth, I guess?
Karilyn
#9 is probably trolling tbh. Green and Red taste dramatically different. As different as Spinach and an Apple.
RecurringNightmare
ridiculous, they are litterally different ripening stages of the same fruit, green is still bitter, yellow is no longer bitter but not yet fully sweet, red is sweet...also red it softer while green is more crunchy...anyone who doesnt notice the differences has had too much corn syrup in their food...
Mahabazu
While green is an unripe fruit, different varieties can ripen to different colors. A pepper starts green (or sometimes purple) they then mature to yellow, orange or red.
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
Yes. All of which taste different!
Flareside
#12 this makes them different from me how?
GrandmaSlappy
Legal ability to get a job, basically.
TrumpRapesAndEatsChildren0002
#23 NoAI.png
circlebreaker
#23 might just be a weird scene in gridlock, but for some reason no one's calling out OP for #36?
eronth
What's weird about it?
MenloPart
It's AI slop, unlike this, which I made last night:
MenloPart
Don't ask me to make them Borg, this took too long, and doesn't look right:
TrumpRapesAndEatsChildren0002
What's the 2 red power plugs attached to?
Where's the Tesla's charging flap? It doesn't charge through the tail light...
Nothing's plugged into the generator's 220v outlet...
Halfwise
#9 But they do? The color is primarily tied to ripeness. Would you say a ripe and unripe banana taste the same?
eldorel
Yes, actually... Unripe ones are more bland. They get sweeter as they ripen and age.
eronth
The flavor changes a little. Also, The texture is also a little different.
PubMed12927120suckssobad
Blind taste test side by side, sure. But cooked into a stirfry? Same same. My rule is cheap green ones for me and the wife, pretty colors if we're having guests
GrandmaSlappy
Ok besides green, it's really hard to tell the difference between red orange and yellow peppers.
RecurringNightmare
well, in a single blind test of one sample of course only green sticks out by bitterness and the other colours are similar, but of you got like 4 bowls of small cuts of 4 different colours and you can sample them multiple times and compare them against each other you should absolutely be able to blindly sort them by colour, the bitterness goes away and they get sweeter and softer from green towards red...
EvilStarLegacy
I can tell the difference. I absolutely despise green peppers but love red ones, so I can tell on that scale of 1 to 10 where each color falls.
Slugsie
#11 In the UK we call it Candy Floss. Fairy Floss is Australian.
Toqom
I like the French word for it because cotton candy is just fucking sugar and gross, even when I was a kid, get some better desserts. I think the French call it that to mock us
aRootinaTootin
Both are invalid. Thanks for playing!
swofromtherock
I know that from Bluey!
Billis75
That tracks. They call christmas lights fairy lights.
dumplingsforme
Yeah, na. You can put fairy lights on your Christmas tree but the second you do they aren't called fairy lights anymore.
florismrfart
In Dutch we call it Suikerspin, a sugar spider.
Billis75
metal
LongCommentChainAppreciator
*Spun sugar is more appropriate - Source: It is the actual etymology. But not nearly as cool
florismrfart
Yeah, I know, but the spider sounds cooler :D
Outerdimensional
Oh nice, I never thought about it that way. Like related to a spinnewiel.
Sh1tMovieGroup
Old as fuck here, it was fairy floss, then the Americanisation crept in like so many of their bad ideas they try and impose on the world ...
cambam3000
I mean I wouldn't wanna floss my teeth with it
And it DOES look and feel a lot like cotton
bkcantthinkofanythingclever
Hey! Watch it, I’m American and we don’t…oh yeah, right, nevermind, carry on
crashmat
I'm also old as fuck and never knew it was fairy floss, probably a southern pansy thing.
Sh1tMovieGroup
Aye, watch who you're calling a shandy drinker there lad, northern as fuck over 'ere..
AlexSomething
It's the original name for it apparently. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotton_candy#History
One of the inventor was a dentist, so it tracks.
And yes, the French one is correct: https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbe_%C3%A0_papa
GrandmaSlappy
Barbe A Papa is somehow worse
Slugsie
It's the original name *In America* which kinda negates the original post. Most places in the UK use Candy Floss, although a very small number do use Fairy Floss apparently. I've never heard it called that in 50+ years,
choppedliveraldente
What the fuck is wrong with France in general
AlexSomething
Nothing, people on the Internet just like to joke about the country and its language but you can find stupid things to say on every other country.
For example, English speakers like to joke about French's silent letters, as if English had none whatsoever.
WhatTheFrench
And Britain and France have spent centuries at war in the last two millennia so hating on France in an English speaking country is traditional, ancestral memery.