Zinfandella
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We don't care that he hears it, as long as it's not us!
Mar 12, 2026 8:06 PM
Zinfandella
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667
21
We don't care that he hears it, as long as it's not us!
0RocketCat0
See, this is why we started booking the small suite at hotels. Kid sleeps on the pullout couch with a nice big tv and we have our own bedroom. Worth every penny. Uh-oh, showing my age with that idiom. Worth every micro-fraction of bitcoin.
juliakitten112
My cousin told me after her parents got divorced that they would have sex at hotels while she was in the BED next to them with no regard. She's traumatized still 10 years later
GabbyJayYay
myballshurt
Have it louder, exert dominance
jethroismaxbaer5772
That's when you bang on the wall and shout "we don't do that kind of work here".
alwaysupvotefuturama
Assert dominance, fuck louder
TheWhiteBarry
Nathan has the solution for you
SebastianCrab
Be sure to shout, "that's not us, son. We're being really quiet!"
LaffertyDanie1
As someone who grew up with parents, thank you. As far as I'm concerned my parents have never had sex. Sh sh sh... Never
ShadeMeadowsArt
In a hotel?
Now that I think 'bout it...
In 30 years of livin', I never seen or heard anyone havin' sex.
🤔
measuredby5
Go ahead blame the neighbors
OutOfTheHat
HE probably doesn't care, as long as it's not you.
ImAGrower
I'd the kids going to experience it. It might as well be in stereo....
WeatherWiz
Assert your dominance, be louder than them!
MasterChristopher
You can't let them outdo you like this. Your son won't even know it's you!
wherethehorriblethingsare
Well then you have an excuse to be loud and moan things that will cause therapy bills later.
duhqueenmoki
Oh shit sorry, that was me
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
step up your game, don't let them win
4Astaroth
Cheer them on. Have some applause for when they finish. Be the good neighbor.
Cervidaesigns
I worked at a hotel outside Disneyland. The most magical place on earth is wedged between historical sex worker streets in addition to all the meth and poverty so some customers are families on vacation, others are. Not. Had a teenage girl contact the front desk because it sounded like someone had a dog in the next room (we're no pets allowed). It was not a dog.
dixxienormus
Wot, me worry??
evilspock
Now you can get loud and blame it on the neighbors.
physicsdoc
That sounds like a challenge who's repercussions I can blame on someone else.
physicsdoc
DIAL IT TO ELEVEN!!!
nvrmndrnbw
Well, probably they were slimmer not to male any children. Wake up, we are overpopulated here. Thousands of children growing up without family... omg, why am I waisting my time here
ActuallyTonyHawk
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Zinfandella
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Raoul97533
Jesus, when did just saying "Sex" become something taboo?
SomeDetroitGuy
Why are you trying to regulate other folks' speech? And, to answer your question - more than a thousand years ago.
cxmpxsxd
You should switch rooms with your kid so their sex noises drowns out yours...
GabbyJayYay
Micro2112
Modern problems
backrideup9
Join the neighbors.
BeaverOnFire
Sticklebrickk
Double whammy!
FlashBazbo
Or produces a stereo effect. Just don't forget to do the THX intro for extra emotional trauma.
RyanSilver612
Now he is just surrounded by sex noises
Table5
I'm really glad that ended better than I thought it would in the first half.
CrisprCAS
It's a competition now. Get the kid some earplugs then show the neighbors who's boss.
0570
A few years ago my wife and I went to a holiday resort in Turkey. Late at night we heard a couple moaning like they took lessons from pronhub. A minute in people got so annoyed that half the floor we were on started fake-moaning and outdoing the loud couple. They were quiet after that
TheMightyMollusk
COITAL KOMBAT!
Sensiblyinteresting
Some melatonin gummies would work better than ear plug for the child
TheLastBootyBender
Why would you put gummies in your kids ears?
SCHWARZENPECKER
Some whiskey will work even better!
photo1311
Loud Chewbacca roar, establish dominance!
lukebagpiper2
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aabcdort
https://xkcd.com/316 XKCD 316 has you covered.
Scahrossar
"There's always an XKCD" rings true yet again.
Zinfandella
Haha nice
QueefMalone
I love you had this in your back pocket.
RevengeIsIceCream
There's always an xkcd. The problem is finding it.
FrozenSTi
been there before, bang one out quickly in the bathroom while the kids are watching TV
shitheadtookmyname
Lol my wife's family used to own a hotel, she won't even be barefoot in a bathroom. Showers are this complex juggling of sandals, towels, and shit bc she knows how much jizz is everywhere that even 5* hotels never clean
ShadeMeadowsArt
Wat
stayingalive4life
Shaggy:
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Bangin' on the bathroom floor
KoalaOnTheJuice
The Shakespeare of the 90s
FailureTowne
Tupac's ghost would like a word
CrisprCAS
Excuse me? https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bXBkY3psdHZicWd0YzR5OG10YmNvMDE5NDg4OW1wZ3lpM3d5a3Y4ciZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ekORthohUEDEk/200w.webp