majortool
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Nov 30, 2025 12:46 AM
majortool
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whiskeywonka
That is why I leave mine at home before going to the murder
Cabreza
Your phone pings cell towers when on, and can even track you hours after it’s been turned off, so if you commit a murder it’s best to leave your phone at home.
bigdix69420
Yike
Raoul97533
Taking your phone with you? Amateure mistake, they can retrace where you phone has been. If you need one, use a Burner.
anegativecreep
Don’t take your phone when you go out to murder. Have you not seen any true crime programs made in the last quarter century?
Roune
Man I have dreams like that. Last one I had was my parents had called the cops and turned me in when I was on the run from selling narcotics to an undercover among other, worse things
ispendtomuchtimehere
maybe don't murder?
NibblonianNibbler
You fail the time travel test. We all go back to do one thing first.
majortool
Why not?
ispendtomuchtimehere
because baby bjezuss?
Trankia12
Because you’ll apparently lose your phone.
Autittuderp
Not your job...
majortool
Well, maybe I should complain to the manager, then.
Autittuderp
Or just learn to manage your emotions like a big kid.