420supercoolusername69

421384 pts · January 5, 2018


Level 41 Portland

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I halp

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r/lookatmyhalo

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Holy shit we have a springer spaniel pup rn and… yeah

@ButThisisntAboutMe

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PtothaPP

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@ButThisisntAboutMe

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You know why

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Even weirder that they’re all like “I’d do anything for my family and country!” which actually means “I want to kill people” and not “let me help the less fortunate.”

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Ha! It’s mainly the “I’ve been doing this for 35 years” contractors. They’re insufferable because instead of admitting they fucked up, they’ll drag cases along until everyone involved knows it’s them.

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YOINK

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Easy there Tiger

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I come from a family full of LDS, southern baptists, new age christians, and catholics. They all band together when someone calls out their extremism, but, hilariously, christianity is so sectarian that all of them privately express how the others won’t get into heaven…

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That post-game interview is basically how Patrick Mahomes sounds. Along with, like, 90% of other athletes

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Nice dump

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Yeah dude. Nobody wants to see your face except for Xmas, or “cosplay”

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Jfc

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My company makes a product that requires testing and recording at three separate points during installation to verify a certain component’s integrity. It’s printed in bold all over every box and manual we provide. We get calls from the occasional idiot because our product “doesn’t work” and that they “do this all the time and have never had this problem.” Then we ask if they tested per the instructions, and they always say yes. Then we ask for the recorded results and…. crickets

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Lol. My first roommate LIVED for Maxim and wanted a Maxim girl so bad that he ignored every red flag this chic threw up because she was his “type.” Anyway, they got married and the divorced two months later.

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This needs the Pokémon theme

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That username tho

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Ends too soon!

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The obsession is bizarre. They’re literally kids with an extra curricular activity. It’s even weirder when people have no real connection to the school.

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Jfc do NOT unmute

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In my 25+ years working, I’ve done private and public sector work across a wide range of industries, and the idea that white collar jobs are easy is laughable.

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This movie always pops into my head when I hear a dipshit post-sports interview

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Something that’s now made of 70% palm oil isn’t essential

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