When you re-read an old tweet and realize you've been "sarcastic" again.
If Birds Had Arms Instead Of Wings
My new fridge came with these instructions...
A friendly reminder...
World's Oldest Health Care System - A Conservative Idea
Flea market gem
A Socialist Nightmare: A Life In Dignity
Magnum, feed the lads, would you? There are steaks in the freezer.
Uncanny
Congrats to the women of saudi arabia...
The bucket
self titled
Emptiness
When 993,800 people don't show show up to your party!
No more Forever Alone
29th already over?
When you really love your pet
MRW i see today's frontpage
Fixed it!