991cookie

312 pts · August 8, 2015


69 miles on a new car? Anything more than 10 is used in my dealer

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Well done @OP. Life starts again now so go have fun

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 Mines on my dick. How do I die from being stabbed in the dick?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#9 - That’s like most radio stations on a 10 song loop

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where’s it on for binging?!?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The BBC is the most biased news channel out there. All’s they push is Tory opinions and rhetoric all day

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 11

This reminds me: must reread the Harry Potter books

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That’s why so much new music sounds similar to older music. That and direct sampling obviously 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#8421 We won’t run out of new music, but there’s only so many ways you can put notes in that sound pleasing to the human ear 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah there’s an app that claims to do so. It doesn’t work very well though I tried it for over a year

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If the second goes well, one day you’ll end up laughing about it all

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do schools in America not have gates to get in? Here in the UK the schools are like prisons to get in unless it’s the start/end of the day

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wish the cat I hit this morning would have done this instead of just running out from under a car

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s why I asked. Not that most of them are doable without some technical knowledge like

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is there no laws that say the owner should be able to change without removing things?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

BP in the UK. No surprise with fuel costs of £1.15 a litre ($5.18 a gallon), and more in different cities

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heard a recent study found that alcohol works better. And spirits more so, especially stronger ones

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Or sugar cubes

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Watching hockey fights makes me want to watch the game. Not being able to follow the puck or understanding the rules stops me doing so

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always say I’d let someone think I was their bitch, offer them a blowjob, and just bite it off. Then tell the guards it was rape

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Nope

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Talks in the UK of making the software they use illegal. Internet ticketing is the worse thing to hit fans of any ticketed events

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Well are you going to drive or shall I?”

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

When and where can I try this?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Start with the same route with a set time. Then add a bit longer on each week, even just a minute. The stamina will come back soon

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I do this or keep pace with a slow car in the other lane so they can’t get past either of us

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 15

Kill joys

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I know Apple are only after my money. And I don’t see any difference between them and any other company. I use them for ease, simple

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I love dogs, but I’d be wary about risking my life to save any dog that wasn’t my own

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

+1 for the driver. They should never have to take a test again

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1