ASUMZ

3991 pts · March 16, 2012


It don’t always be dat way but sometime it do be dat way

I read somewhere having a bowl of lemons as decor makes it look like you have your life together so I got fake ones????

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Weirdest charcuterie board ever

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Nah, I usually grind up the small ones to make a powder for chocolate but I felt like making some fun things

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the tip! First time ever trying make anything with epoxy, I have some perfecting to do for sure. But this was fun to experiment

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have one, but we were at a family bbq and they didn't.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have a friend with one arm who likes to yell "OMG WHERES MY ARM?!" Whenever around children and watch them all panic

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

But is he single?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've seen the bread rising one while on mushrooms once and I literally cried

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus fucking Christ just take me

11 years ago | Likes 314 Dislikes 2

10/10 would pretend in a secret agent and try to combat roll off the zip line at the end

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Proper cunt. My new life motto

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How do you like it there? I need to choose a shop in the area

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Funny, the tattoo shop this guy worked at is No Egrets

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are so many of us!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im not, but I do consider myself a chivette!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fort Campbell! Let's all have a beer and make awkward internet jokes in public!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm in clarksville too!!!! Let's friend!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lost it at my dick in the kitchen cookin breakfast.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone else want a close up of the drivers reaction during the whole thing?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WE NEED AN OLD PRIEST AND A YOUNG PRIEST

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

YALL GON SPEND NEW YEARS EVE UP IN HEA UP IN HEA ::drops the mic::

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Happy Birthday, cheer up. The world is your motherfuckin oyster right now. Finish that milkshake and do something magical, you liberated ass

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The knife hand says it all

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Prepare your inbox for the cuddle train

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Get off the computer, Dad. Dad pls. You're embarrassing me in front of my internet friends. Pls dad.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So is using correct grammar, but it's none of my business.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

*croissants not included

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My birthday is also the 25th of September, and I am so not fucking with any of you.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is missing the almost sexual combination of bleu cheese and bacon though

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder if he'd wink so often if he told her this all in person...

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1