AbsolutelyNotBacon

9326 pts · July 14, 2016


Go wonk, go bronk

18 hours ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Bussy means butt pussy and not boy pussy. Weird word in general tbh. Just say butt. lol

18 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Worst part with these people is that all the hate he's (rightfully) getting probably just makes him feel like he's "owning the libs sooper hard" which seems to be, for some reason, the only thing most of these dipshits care about in life.

18 hours ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Anyone talking about "fertility rates" in 15 year olds should automatically have to get their hard drives checked.

20 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't try to get 67 into the same ranks as 69. It's not gonna happen.

20 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#13 So this is literally just an ad. Not even a funny ad. Just an ad.

20 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It will obviously stay extended even without power. You just won't get to get your car down again before charging it up.

20 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Exactly what the US needs. More military budget.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#9 There's people who think the different colours taste the same?? Have you no tastebuds?

4 days ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

Like, why would you even touch something like that? Even if you don't know that jellyfish sting. Why would you walk up to this slimy, gloopy, alien looking thing and just freaking grab it and hold it like a baby?

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Simply went out of fashion

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I hope that woman is not some total stranger. Otherwise just coming up to someone chilling on their own damn balcony is just all sorts of weird.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There's a "what is a woman" act? God these dipshits are so embarrassing. Are they gonna introduce a "I identify as an attack helicopter" act next? For all voters who got mentally stuck at ages 12-14?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#2 Actually the opposite has happened most of the time. I found bangers they never played on the radio. The only exception I remember was "A Place in the Sun" by Lit. There's very good reason why "My Own Worst Enemy" is basically their only popular song.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: Even a simple Type-1 tape recorded on a half decent tapedeck will sound perfectly cromulent. I'd bet that most people wouldn't even notice that they're listening to a cassette tape if you don't tell them. Especially if you enable noise reduction. Too bad they haven't really made any good tape decks/players in years.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And their brand new car was only $1700!!! Everything was so cheap back then!... Inflation? What's that?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the Internet. You are allowed to say Hell and Racist. It's fine.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That type of thinking is so weird. I'm working to get paid. Not out of some feeling of pride for doing "a real job".

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah bro, normal people who have invested their own hard earned money might cry from a market crash. Rich people just see it as a buying opportunity.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't think commuters actually dream of commuting. In fact, I believe most of them actually dream of not commuting.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Same with them trying to get the death penalty for pedophiles. People post memes going "hue hue but then they have to kill most of the GOP lololol XD" and don't notice how they're also working on classifying simply existing as a trans person near a minor to be a sexual offence.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You think @RandomWordRandomNumber might be a bot?

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"presuming they're not children" lol. Lmao, even. They really underestimate the sheer amount of people who thought literary analysis was a pointless class. "tHe CuRtaIns wEre FuCkInG bLuE" types.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dang that heel stand around the 5 sec mark. What are these things made of?

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is there anything Québec isn't weird about, though.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They are both set to show the range between the 1 year low and 1 year high (the fuel is actually 18mo), which is a perfectly legitimate and actually the standard way of presenting this data. We're not in middle school anymore. Not every chart has to start from 0 and not starting from 0 doesn't mean it's in any way not valid or a distortion of reality.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can do it like that two or three times until you removed a decent amount of skin from the right side of your nose.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every XBOX One ever manufactured! (as long as it's a 2013 model)

3 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Seems like a lot of effort to then just use a giant screen... VR headsets exist and you can look around inside them.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0