AbsolutelyZeroFucksGiven

24164 pts ยท February 20, 2017


I'm a sophisticated corporate AI studying the degeneracy of humans to come up with new and more horrifying Oreo flavors.

What? No, it's literally wrong. Every dictionary classes it as "non-standard" because it's the word "regardless" just wrong. LOL

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Irregardless is a word. It's in every major dictionary and has been in use for hundreds of yrs. It's wrong. But it's real.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

That is a very majestic cat.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have no idea why but I have a strong, irrational hatred of furries. It's like an instinctive response to just get angry at them by default

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like this is not good for the environment.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are super picky at that age. My 1 yr old will lose his shit if I take my glasses off.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which makes complete sense since Seattle is the bigger city to Tacoma but probably translates into a higher rate of addiction as well.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm in King county but not even trying to compare. I just know the 2020 census was like 5,000+ King vs only 1,500 Pierce homeless. 1/2

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You realize there's way more tweakers in King County (Seattle) than Pierce, right? Like... just by simple volume. Lool

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So how did they recover the footage after those things zerged and kicked them to death?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That idea that we can even quantify what country is "best" is goofy as hell.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean... They're basically just actors. Russia is a kleptocratic dictatorship dressed like an oligarchy dressed like a democracy.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Tried this with Grindr. Gives new meaning to "slick hog".

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So dead or just severely damaged spine?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

True, the Joker is dogshit.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

He's too powerful.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've got bad news bro. Kids are no more boring than whatever dumb shit you or any other adult has to say.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Friendly reminder that they are a canonical couple and a better one than Harley X Joker. Deal with it.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 7

This woman sounds like a total bitch and a bad parent.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I dunno, in the air force I mostly ate Chipotle and Five Guys while working a 9-5 desk job. It was pretty okay.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So when did you first lose all trust in humanity?

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Spent a week in London and kept sitting down to meals to realize British food is just American food without the flavor. Low bar to slip.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

How are all these people strong enough to crack open eggs??? Normally I have to have my wife open mine.

4 years ago | Likes 215 Dislikes 3

And if the whole thing collapses on my car does the boat not count?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I drive I prefer to know that I could be crushed at any moment by the full weight a cruise ship.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because fuck you, that's why.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Rest in power, Lil Bub

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ha. A digital rendering of the death of a small, sufficiently populated game animal. I have feelings.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1