Acmoore456

1426 pts ยท April 16, 2015


Enough about me, what about you!?

Thanks!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man, that guy in #1 really blew it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What!?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What!?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I need to know...was the "I love you, Bitch," a sincere profession of love, or was it a skit!?!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's the story!?

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

...ehhhhh

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kind of RAPEY

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The juxtaposition of the laughing children after the story about the man dying after tripping over his beard isn't intentional, right?!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't decide whether to rhyme it as "sooshi for your tooshi" or "sushy for your tushy"!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love that Swanson quote because of how much he doesn't get it!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But who are you telling!? You're DEAD!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a Bichon, can conf- YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I want to see vomiting!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please don't kill yourself. :-(

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...NO

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brother at the microphone calls everyone an idiot, slips and falls, and that 1st moment of wailing after the drum hit is SO satisfying.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, shooting a fist into a barrel will probably be about as easy as shooting fish in one! Eh? Hopefully it's not a "looseness" metaphor!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Asses!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That explains the length of "The Stand". And especially the ending.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was 100% terrified that when I clicked on it was going to be a trick to porn with animal-tail butt plugs or something.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Oh my god, Bill Burr would be having a field day.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Waves must be so disorienting to a shark. Ideally, they should never experience them like that!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am learning from the comment section that people have to be attractive in order to be raped. Noted.

8 years ago | Likes 197 Dislikes 30

And you can get a little device to put in the bear that has a heartbeat, to comfort him! A hot water bottle and that does wonders!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes! This!!!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It was so good! It was so well done! Had to do lots of reading afterward to understand everything though!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is it!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I LOVE that she's dressed like Santa!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0