Aliubi

15099 pts ยท September 30, 2019


I'm all of the condiments

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What better way to punish Trump than to undo his legacy of making the world a worse place?

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It's directly under her magnificent rack

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LeeeeeeRooooooy D'artagnan!

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North Sea oil helps a lot...Norsk, but I mean let's put the cards on the table

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Are we sure Dad isn't a hyena?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to throw old golf balls into campfires to watch them self-disassemble

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Yeah, that really doesn't look like it was "broken" in half without surgical precision

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#25 look up the east-west pipeline

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He's still POd at Cuomo for the "little hands" thing from 2016

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He's still p*ssed at Rubio over the tiny hands thing!

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#5 Vaxxholes

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Since each antivaxxer represents a hole in vaccine coverage, let's start calling them "vaxxholes."

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4 words: "We're So Screwed Trilogy"

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#11 Both have partially succeeded

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Maybe we should have let them be one big continent in the first place

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This gives me an idea...instead of the respectable-sounding "antivaxxer" let's normalize the tern "vaxxtards"

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Did that in MI as a kid, but we used those plastic mini skis

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Those are military aircraft decommissioned during the cold War for a treaty and positioned here so that Soviet satellites could verify compliance.

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Plus we have all we need

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My favorite thing about Spanish music is that it all sounds so cheerful and upbeat if you don't understand Spanish

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really hope that becomes its own award show

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why are we assuming that the squirrel wasn't returning it because it was dissatisfied?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's how I heard it, a strong-flavored soft drink to mitigate the harsh triple-distilled moonshine.

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#9 it's the squonk of the sea

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We have that too. It's called protection rackets. Usually they're better managed.

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This is the phase where they just test their ability to act with impunity. If enough murders serve to exhaust the protests, that will be interpreted as permission to escalate the murder agenda further, and without any racial or ethnic constraints.

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That's because the electors are no longer allowed to vote against the election results. They still exist, but are hobbled into irrelevance. One retired in 2016 rather than vote for Drumpf...he and others should have done the right thing and gone rogue. That was the idea.

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Trump was the reason the electoral college was invented. The founders feared that the general public was stupid and gullible enough to elect someone like the Donald, and the electoral college was a bunch of people who were intelligent and informed enough to override the popular candidate in order to prevent this from happening.

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So years of "you're surrounded by the enemy" training doesn't play well in Minneapolis?

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