AngurProne

50700 pts · November 27, 2014


Driver, dad.

At least they tried. They provided info & we can all make our own judgements. Thank you for providing context and ensuring we know this one isnt LLM(?)?

15 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thank you for noticing the details I miss. It would seem false alarm this time, but thank you for noticing a detail :)

15 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Earlier article said no one hurt.

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah well they're not supposed to hawk beans(Goya) from the oval office either. Still got re elected. We tried. We failed.

1 day ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

I'm going to get shit on because of this but... July Aug Sept Oct Nov. (25-30 a month). 125 x $7000 ÷ $875,000. Post is misleading. $875k per doofus? Total? I don't doubt that it happened, details are off. For sure.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like to play in the rain. My child (>10) hates the rain. My wife also loves the rain. We run around in the rain. Kid is positive that we'te wrong.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#2 It's late but... CNN. Did he just revel in (CNN) getting a 100%(yay Trump) rating AND bitch about them being fake news in the same LiarSocial TWEET?

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's not immoral. Do you understand the application of the word?

2 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 10

Wait. I need to sneak into Mexico. Falsify my papers, and get medical care? They're going to be stuck with all these "illegals"(me) doing ~COMMUNISM~ Sarcasm so severely implied

2 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ok. I test above 99.75 on standardized tests. I was used to being the smartest person in the room. Then I met *REAL* smart people. Scary smart. I'm not in their league. It's not even close. Humbling.

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

He is the best version of himself that his dad wanted. He con man 'd himself into the top office. Made it so he could cause massive swings in the market. But low, sell high. His friends feast while we bitch about gas prices.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are NOT like him in very many facets. He is a highly skilled con man. Possibly one of the all time greats. Most of his voters... poor man's idea of a rich man, stupid man's idea of a smart man... and so on. They wish they were like him.

2 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

#4 Her shoulder swag at the end of the 1st song is both baller as fuck and adirable.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well...our representatives should represent all of us... Not just people who pretend to be Christian

4 days ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

And they need to show up wielding sci fi looking cattle prods.

4 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Sweet dump. I smiled for the 2nd time today. Thanks :)

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If yer gonna be dumb ya gotta be tough! (Apparently they're durable?)

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Having fun" "That's not cool. They should get to build too. I know ot's frustrating and made you sad but you should try to be excited about what they might build." (My best effort.) For better or worse.

5 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My kid says "I'm not sure how to explain it" I reiterate "this is a safe space, please try". He then explains being a selfish only child & I have to discuss how the toys @ school aren't his to dictate. We've had this one a few times. "It's took me a long time to build it, and when I was leaving they took it apart before I left the room" "Yeah buddy, that's a bummer. Part of the fun of "building toys" is the building. If you tell them not to take it apart you're preventing them from

5 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I like the fact that he wasn't looking down to read from notecards. Maybe he rehearsed a bunch, but he was the most well spoken 9 year old I've seen since my little brother usurped me @ Odyssey of the Mind.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've been using Trump as a verb for a while. My coworkers are mostly Trump supporters. I nearly Trumped my pants on the way here. Didn't wanna deuce in the portajohn at the jobsite.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No shit? I'd heard that we didnt have a native population anymore. Not much to speak of anyway

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Rewatched "Real Genius" w my youngster and wife a few days ago. I'm glad that I was too ignorant of a lot of the science when I (86? Really?) first watched. I spent a fair portion with no joy going "no, severely lax about killing others, no, bullshit". Kept it to myself, kid (9) loved it.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

^^ This one is correct in both comments. Sauce: wrestled for many years. Iowa.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He really does. Rewatched. Yep. Like his natural setting is " in the breeze "

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

(Just guessing)

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nebraska eh? Pretty sure our Iowa pheasants are hunted to gone. I saw NE has some protected wetlands for them.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah well that 1st ones biceps will knock you into another timeline(DO NOT ATTEMPT. NO GUARANTEE IT'S A GOOD ONE). Both of their claws will ruin your day.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Your brother is a liar!! I'm kidding. Yeah measuring height is odd. I can't eyeball 90 degrees. My 5'11 buddy seems much shorter. We broke out the woodworking tools. He is in fact 5'11.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0