ArdentSlacker

137866 pts · August 13, 2011


Wow. Someone is reading this? I should make it worthwhile, and come up with something clever to say.

What republicans worship is not Christ, they worship white supremacy. They already don't follow their own religion. They never believed in anything other than hurting people and getting away with it. They'll abandon -anything- in service of that. Of course that includes the god they don't listen to, who told them healthcare must be universal, and that rich people never go to heaven.

Conservatives have never been the good guys. Ever.

4 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They don't really like targeting military, because they don't like targets that can shoot back.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm fine with that. The death cult should die.

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"processed" is kind of a weird thing to consider a problem, you know? Like, you have to process grains. We made windmill-powered grindstones to get flour outta wheat, you know? You peel a banana, that's a process. Milk gets "pasteurized" which is a fancy name for "cooked".

Nature's default state is "fuck you". Dysentery is all-natural. Nobody's coming up with processes to make shit less safe. It's mostly about longer shelf life. So it doesn't rot and kill us.

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#13 They 100% did this. They found a gene that gave birds teeth. Like, that's it, it's just one gene and they have teeth and it STILL took decades for people to catch on that birds are dinosaurs.

And that's also after Australia lost two wars to Emus.

1 week ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

The other 5% are also garbage, just... slightly less dogshit.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They don't have to be the best. They just have to be less shitty than Republicans.

Put another way, they're not the good guys, but they are good enough guys.

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

When I complained, he put it under his seat, but that was actually worse.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Talks exclusively about real men, looks like a half-melted Gollum.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One cousin had some wild dice luck. He was in the sidecar, his wife's the, ah, daredevil. So the time they had a spill, she had a pretty bruised collarbone, but the injury he got was when he ran to his wife, and took off his glove, and put it down in stinging nettle after checking her vitals.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They said Musk did not give a nazi salute. But they cheered for it. They said Trump wasn't racist, but they cheered for every dogwhistle.

They recognize evil and they applaud it, and then tell you it doesn't exist... because they enjoy your pain and confusion and your naive belief that, despite all the evidence, somehow, these shite wupremacists are "stupid" instead of evil.

They know they're evil. They defend Trump. Stop acting like they're anything but your mortal enemy out for blood.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Conservatives care more about making your life worse than they do about their own survival. They always have. Any excuse to be cruel and hurt people... schadenfreude isn't good, and it is addictive and it has made them abusers, monsters, liars... evil.

Conservatives were never good people, in any definition of morality save preservation of an unjust status quo.

And they will not stop voting to do us all harm. Ever. No matter what they say. They have no honor.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The problem isn't the pretzel, it's the way the wealthy are screwing us all on our wages, and we need unions, and when they crush the unions, we need to remind them that the alternative is that we all show up and drag the rich out of their homes and beat them to death in the streets.

Them starving us is more violence than us killing them. Violence with pen and policy and police is still fucking violence. Pacifism is immoral, because you won't fight to save others when you can.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes, but have you considered a warm plate of fresh bacon-infused potato chips? I feel like that's the best part of the thought experiment.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Much love for Reze... she's a blast. ^_^

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those also age poorly. They start out a pleasing, inoffensive confection and turn into foam jerky.

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You can change that if you swap the oil with bacon grease.

2 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

The end-game of fascism is human extinction, as the last two manliest men sit in a clearing, sharpening their knives, waiting for the other to blink or die of old age, for they will have killed all the "weak" women and children already and have no one else to harm.

This is why it's so important to punch nazis and feed them delicious curb. That and, yanno, we should want to stop them from harming victims, but nobody's shooting ICE for trafficking people, sadly.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except... they can't pretend everything is wonderful, because the job of the nazi is to break shit, blame the innocent, gain followers, hurt the innocent, break shit, repeat.

They can't *win*. They can't have nice things. They can't claim things are better. There's nothing in the nazi way that allows them to stop using rage to justify atrocity in perpetuity. Well, sort of perpetuity. The in-group has to shrink, because they gotta turn on themselves to keep themselves in line.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a conservative, he loves seeing people suffer. But as a nazi, his entire brand is blaming the suffering on the innocent, in order to continually grow the cult and feed them shadenfreude.

Right now, his job of "blame anyone but Trump" is actually impossible. Everyone knows the guy has to go, and preferably die immediately and painfully.

So he's facing the fact that shite wupremacy is going to fail yet again. And he can't do anything about it.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

We told ya'll he was a Nazi. This is why every failure to put this man in prison has effectively been an act of treason.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mourning Charlie Kirk is an act of white supremacy. He was a Nazi who was executed by another Nazi for not being evil enough, despite his life's work being "travel to every college and embolden white supremacists".

Celebration of the death of a Nazi is a good thing. It's why many people have already set aside some champagne for when DonT is finally removed from the earth.

It is as right and moral to celebrate the death of a nazi as it is to celebrate the eradication of measles.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She is a nazi, aka a "Republican". Yes. She is suggesting killing people and feeding to alligators. No, she isn't joking. Conservatives don't have a sense of humor, they just laugh at their own cruelty and insist that is the same thing. It is a thing she really wants to do, because all conservatives have always actually been monsters who do as much evil as they can get away with, for as long as they are allowed to get away with it.

2 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

You missed the part where they just want us all dead. It's like when cops give you contradictory commands in quick succession in order to create the excuse to execute you on the spot.

Conservatives are evil, and always have been.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That and the intentional underfunding of their support, because evil people don't want veterans to teach future generations.

Hell, if they could rig the system to make every veteran explode the instant they retire or get thrown out, there'd be Republicans pushing for it. Especially if it cost more than healthcare.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, Republicans work overtime to ensure your benefits are never fully given. But also, uh... murdering innocent people or dying? Those both fuck over the rest of your life.

I ain't cis, tho, so I've got a whole different set of issues.

Sometimes, the choice we make isn't about avoiding the shit sandwich, but just picking the one least likely to end with a pine box... self-administered or not.

2 weeks ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

You gotta stop pretending that conservatives aren't evil. They love him because he hurts people and gets away with it and that's the only thing any of them wants in life.

The thing that can change is the rest of us remembering that punching nazis is a duty and a pleasure.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Republicans know they're nazis. They do not have a problem with being Nazis, they are supremacists and they want to hurt you not for saying they're nazis, but because we say it as a derogative. They absolutely do not wonder why we keep calling them nazis. Nazis, it turns out, will gaslight people they feel they're superior to.

And they believe they're superior to us because they do not have empathy. They know they're evil, and it's by choice.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. @halcybella @dajackies @athena.grimes_ @AprilDravenMusic‬ and @RaineEmery Raine is so good she's got a couple patterns in print, like, "buy from real-world tailor/craft places".

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nah, republicans cheer for nazi salutes. They recognize evil, and they love it. They know what they are, and they love being as evil as they can get away with.

"No one is the villain of their own story" isn't a proven fact. And it more probably means "When telling their side of events, people paint a favorable picture."

But nazis of today make it hella clear. They want to be evil. They correctly identify Homelander as the fascist asshole and cheer for him. They ain't dumb... they are evil.

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