Arkryzel

274 pts · August 22, 2022


Yes, hello, I'd like to convert to this religion, please.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She turned 50 last month?

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Now I can tape a TV movie with the commercials and the "T-Storm Warning" sign in the corner!

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dang, why couldn't we have fun things like this when I was a teen? Now I'm 40, fat, and would probably just fall on my face, lol.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That would definitely scare me if I woke up and heard it in the middle of the night.

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

It's funny, and actually true. I mean, you're not supposed to like villains, but so many people like Homelander for some reason. I think they love power and they love watching powerful people get what they want because they dream of themselves doing the same.

9 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I mean, he's a software engineer and gets invited out to a dance club in a scene, so yeah.

9 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

"They're chiropractors!"

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But, I wonder how she's holding the camera while she's hamburgering the cat? 🤔

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

After literal decades, I finally understand that one lyric from "Pinch Me" by Barenaked Ladies.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just in time for Caturday. :)

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not on your life, my Hindu friend!

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Since the French authorities might take umbrage at the audacity of any pilot actually attempting the feat, I should do the flying and take the blame."
This is what I wanted to know, whether the pilot had legal permission for the stunt. Looks like he didn't.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Looks like a lot of love to me. Get well soon.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No internet, no apps, you had to wait for the Local-on-the-8s to see if any rain was coming.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Hugh Hackman

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cincinnati, not Ohio, reporting in. We're still sorry about Harambe.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"If you care about your paycheck..." What if I care about justice?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Veni, veni, venias.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

...and it don't look good...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0