ArthurBooRadley

28379 pts · January 18, 2013


I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Google: 'devil's pool victoria falls'.

20 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You've probably even seen volcanoes being invented.

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The beer fairy, thankyouverymuch.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When the light is "turned on"? In 1849? Hm.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The whole skit is about how Meryl Streep takes out her "competition". The "I, Tonya-d me" is a reference to famous attack on figure skater Tonya Harding's rival Nancy Kerrigan (her leg in particular). And Jen's "she tripped me once" is a reference to famous Lawrence's tripping when she went to receive her Oscar.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fck off!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't we have cash for that?

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nah. Those were phased out like decades ago. Now it's euro.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A rope could untie?

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well, yeah. You see a hostile force kill your neighbours – civilians you know are innocent – and you start realising you're gonna be next if you don't start to fight.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Calling it a trigger warning is unsettlingly appropriate here.

4 months ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

As far as I know they are not in that hall, but are still in the basement of hospital in Pripyat. I am not aware of them being moved. It's been one of the few places in Pripyat that's still off-limits.

4 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You could buy four of these for each person with CP in the world with one year worth of US military budget.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The blade is activated by pushing two buttons at the same time which are so far apart, like three feet or more, that you have to use both arms. So, for the operator it's impossible to have their hands near the blade when it's in operation.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't worry. If any of those guys had any chance whatsoever to have sex with anyone else but her they wouldn't be standing there in line.

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

Actually, those are real internet points. Fake ones would be if you had access to code and tweaked it to add a gazillion more, for instance.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And you still haven't called me...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ahhh, right. The itsy, bitsy, cute little baby Terrance.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The claw at the end of a snake this big wouldn't go through the toilet. Nor would the snake itself. Big snakes are not so bendy.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

What? Browsing Imgur?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And cameras.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Mike, that comment is more than two years old. Get on with the times.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, I guess that answers that question.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More, like, waist level.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What abouuut... replying to your comments on a public forum?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"There was a bug."

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Funny thing... for me it's 50, 4, and 499.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this a real job? I mean, I'd do it for free. Just feed me now and then, and I'd be happy to hug and comfort little people all day long.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0