Astral134

18351 pts · January 24, 2018


A FuN BiO AbOuT YoU GoEs HeRe. aDd OnE!

All 18 holes.

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Every second a penny appears in one of your pockets. Even while sleeping. Every morning you wake up with ~$5 in pennies in your pockets. When you shower you have to to be wearing something with pockets. Or else. 😳

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#28

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We had one. In the Way Before Times. The pre-Land Before Times.

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“We buy used phones”

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He’s actually from Texas.

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Sasha, 99% mute Harlequin ninja kitty

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Roll for psychic damage.

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And now I spend the rest of the flight upset that I didn’t get to pet the cat.

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Light Sabelt

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You can’t spell “Beat It” without “Eat It”

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The animal fact is that penguins don’t actually like coffee, they just like ordering it. It’s a power move. It says “look at me, I can afford a $7 coffee. Maybe I’ll have a $4 cinnamon roll, too.”

That is why the cup is empty. Also, penguins annoyingly make that sipping sound when pretending to drink coffee. It’s why we make them live so far away.

Q. What‘a black and white and red all over?
A.,An embarrassed penguin who said “you too” when ordering coffee.

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#17 someone hands me a bat, I sign it

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As one does when living in Florida.

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So much twisting

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“Some cats don’t like being pointed at”

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Carlisle 550910 Optic. Loved this cup so much, but it was not unbreakable. Rolled off the counter one day. Cracked on all 3 bounces. 😢

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What the puck is this game?

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Ball 1

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They evolve into Elevenwreck.

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Sure, lots of people have dogs as pets.

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Maybe they’re REALLY good at drawing feet. The shoeless version is on the Patreon.

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