Astramancer

59681 pts ยท March 8, 2015


I was gonna say. I graduated from high school in 2000 and had to fill out the draft registration form. Fun fact: I graduated at 17 so I didn't have to fill out the form before I graduated high school.

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My dad was also a notorious liar, but it was made all the more difficult because he lived a fucking weird life. He broke his neck 3 times during my childhood, for example. Grew up in Compton... *that* Compton. During that time. So were his tales of making nitroglycerine in high school and blowing up breezeblock fences just stories? No clue!

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#6 In college me and my friends went to go see Elektra (2005). There was one person in the theater not with our group. The movie was so terrible we couldn't help but roast it... and the other person joined in.

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Waxed linen thread is used for leather and it's crazy strong.

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Do backhanded compliments work "I really admire how you don't need constant validation"

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Nearly all domestic terrorism is from right wingers.

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The big sleep, even.

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That toilet has simply incredible amounts of clearance on both sides.

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Pairs well with christ on a cracker

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and it 's not like worn out car batteries are even that bad, it's just the weight-to-power ratio isn't great anymore. You know what doesn't care about weight-to-power? Home battery backups.

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Clearly not a cat owner.

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The neat thing is all three are full of tools! The unneat thing is that it's two different definitions.

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Wait, the image was removed? Now I look insane.

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#3 it's because they're all cats. Tiger, Lion, Leopard, and Cougar.

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In DC Comics the hero Giovani Zatara and his daughter Zatana are vegas stage magicians and their heroic powers are actual magic. Also the criminally underrated Nicolas Cage movie Next he has the ability to see a few minutes into his own personal future and he makes a living as a 3rd rate stage show magician using his powers (and ripping off casinos)

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Crab Business, I presume?

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I wanna see the V-slice rainbow.

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The pot of gold is the friends you made along the way.

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#7 Objects in mirror are more autistic than they appear

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A Snake!

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19 people who have no taste, that's who. (I assume mostly bots who do random up/downvotes to appear more legitimate)

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Comedy is legal again! Or so they keep saying.

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I really love the mother-of-pearl look of the accessories, it really fits with something that planet would produce.

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#8 sometimes the only people who can't tell are the professionals.

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My very first cat was a rescue. She was a sweet kitty... for us. We took her to get spayed and got her back with a glued belly and we heard her growls/screaming in the back when we picked her up, they said she doesn't have to come back to get stiches out. Later learned that's how they do ferals. One time we brought her back to the vet something like 2 years later and we heard someone in the back say "oh god, it's **THE SPAY**." She was not a sweet kitty for the vets.

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It's especially useful if it starts raining.

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It's saltiness is low enough that you'd probably not even notice. Saltwater pools use salt cell electrolyzer to make chlorine on demand while the pump and filter is running. They generally can get away with much lower chlorine levels than a traditional pool because if you add chlorine once a week you need to spike it high enough on day0 that it's still sanitary on day7, but salt cells make it constantly so it only ever needs to be high enough for day7.

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They hold onto each other to turn your wings into an awesome cape.

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My dad had one when I was a kid.

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