CaptainFlow

4465 pts ยท December 13, 2015


i like cats and airplanes and just bought a house. so yay!

I was just bothering my dog about how good she is! 10-40,000 years of coevolution and selective breeding just cannot be wrong

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Flight attending after six months of backpacking travel did the trick, too

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Takes a second hand to get your phone back, probably

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A lot of the newer fancy ones slow way way down, but if the whole lift had to stop and go, people would barf from all the swinging, at the very least!

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Pain is part of the game. Rugby players just go into the scrum and get bloody and PLAY

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

If you ever have to choose, back end goes on the toilet. No doubt you figured that out

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I apparently have a noise I make when I see a cute dog. My partner has called me out on it more than once, that they know exactly what sort of Internet I'm consuming

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They had pretty major treat face at the end, I'd guess training was mostly food motivated, regardless of why the human was doing it

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Looks like it's time for you to run for something!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Three days to get acclimated, three weeks to get the routine, three months to become a true part of the family. Dogs are so good, some just need some time to be their best!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agree. One house to live in is entirely expected, a second to recreate in is reasonable, especially since those usually aren't nice to live in full time. Once you get into 3+, the tax man comes a calling

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

You be fair, cat culture is mostly dick moves. And challenging mating seasons

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

It helps, alright!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damnit, I waited for the GIF to load because I thought it would be the one of Rafiki yeeting Simba, not just a normal boring one!

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Dude you're in Portland! That's great, now I can actually go to this place, and I'll definitely be sure to mention some Internet rando got me interested

2 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

It's easy to forget poodles are actually super smart working water dogs! Glad this baby gets to live their best life!

2 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

I'm 37! There BETTER still be time!! And lots of it, from where I can tell

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also GMs intro model, the Bolt, isn't being produced this year. Can't sell what isn't being made

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, learn to read and write ASAP. Doesn't matter if you didn't know what the sounds mean but the alphabet is crazy easy to learn, and it really helps with menus and street signs

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you're American, bring your own sheets. They didn't really do fitted sheets, though I admit it's been a while since I was there, maybe that's changed?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We left our dog with a friend overnight. "She's sneezing a lot, is she okay?" "Is she looking you in the eye right before or after? Yes? She's doing it for attention, don't worry"

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

His name is Magawa! He's retired now, but you can still sponsor his successor Ronin, or several other HeroRats, through APOPO! It costs VERY little to support these lifesaving creatures

2 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

And unlike dogs, who can be heavy enough to set off the mines, they never seem to get bored or discouraged, they just kinda keep on keeping on and living the good life regardless of how often they find a mine

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That's the beauty of the rats! They're so light they don't set off the mines, and they're happy working less than an hour a day for all the treats they can handle! No one dies, by all accounts the rats are respected and well cared for. APOPO is the organization

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Red Cross has an app makes the whole process so easy. And now they tell you where your blood goes. The time mine went to a children's hospital, well, it did feel different than when it goes to a normal one

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Birdie poop all over you

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Frick, I up voted you from 69 to 70, so sorry!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0