CommanderCaribou

132316 pts ยท May 21, 2014


Fucking Cool Ranch Doritos

I told people it makes me bisexual and horny and I won't discriminate

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Honestly it was kinda shit but last year was my worst year

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly the bowsette thing awakened things

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No it was all in your chest

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not touching this one lmfao

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I assume the old night refers to the dark age of mankind then

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. Sex is the thing I had with your mom last night. Boom. Roasted

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 4

Didn't see that coming at all! Must be the apple of your mother's eye then I suppose? Iris I could go back to school myself.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I ordered pizza. I'll try again later

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If anyone deserves to die it should be me. Christ kid. You're a hero

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I recommend most of his stuff on Spotify. He is genuinely one of the reasons I'm alive during this covid shit. Made me laugh

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm impressed suspicious and aroused at the same time.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mom wanted 2 girls but got 2 boys. Needless to say she 1 success and a failure. I'm the failure.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like batman is the realist in a group that gets slept up in their own powers. He's a grounding source

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

That's reasonable

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait hold on did your mother beat you as children?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Question. If I politely tell him to just pour it will they be mad or is that faux pas

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Canadian male here. They have chains on their high heels

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Elbow deep in the rhythm

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A woman I worked with was transitioning to a male and I remember the one day I came in and called him by his prefer pronoun and name

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Dude seems like he needs some help

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah its Dig. Righto

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Mudvayne?

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Shoe on head. Sharpie in pooper

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do yall think square pizza tastes better? I think it does

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like many others grew up watching him and Colin. Those guys are honestly so kind

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always curious why they did that. As in point that way

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God....that is just some peak fuckery

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0