ConfessionBare's comments

Lol. "I don't care if there are unkempt slums next to my well -taken care of home. Property values aren't real. I'm smart."

I looked into it, the post office won't deliver anything heavier than the intended weight, so not only is it sort of fraud, it's fake

Pretty sure they could easily deem that mail fraud. And even if that didn't stick, it'd be pretty crappy to deal with.

But at least he got paid well.

Lol. That doctor's an idiot. You got ghosts in your blood. Do some cocaine about it.

I am you killed.

Lol. No, it's not real, there's no such place as "China."

I feel like your guess would be better than an internet stranger.

Lol. Buckets are real.

Lol. "I am an authority on how to explore and take pictures," he tells the person that's actually exploring and taking pictures, as he sits.

It's weird that you claim this will benefit Disney and that Disney will fight to overturn it in the same statement.

I wonder if she took more than one picture, and what pose you'd prefer.

Everything is cake without moral relativity.

Okay, but like, what if the kid has a squirt gun?

Why

There's plenty of unwarranted cruelty in animal farming and Imgur relishes in the overconsumption of meat like it's a source of pride.

This will be the most under-appreciated response on Imgur.

Lol. Planes aren't real.

There's literally a character in Hurricane Neddy called "the happiest guy in Springfield" and Ralph is sad quite often.

If that happened IRL, it would still take me a while to get to "he must be a super-being from outer space"

*proceeds to sing a song exclusively talking about Season 3*

All it takes is for someone to ask "what if this happened?" and one more person to say, "let's find out."

Lol. Fish aren't real.

Rob a jewelry store.