492 pts ยท May 12, 2018
I'm here to like posts and make comments. And I'm all out of posts.
Sweet home alabama!
Feel like I've been faking it my whole life
Dude has such a beautiful voice ?
Dude that was like me... And when it wears off immediately eat 6 toasted cheese sandwiches.
Fuck PETA
As a half kiwi half Australian, I can say that a kiwi accent is similar but they like to call me Dick instead of Deck.
Australians looking at that thinking "Must be cricket season"
Thanks made my year :D
... even me?
Don't worry, not all birthdays are going to be great but their are some days that are golden and truly precious regardless of your age.
Explains why Australia is always on fire.
Dude I went to one of these last year here in Australia. Almost lost my glasses.
Just got tested today in WA, even though it might just be the flu. Better testing than USA though ?
Too soon.
Now he has to lie straight to our faces
Nah man just get bald and buff and do action movies.
Drugs... Lots and lots of drugs, yeah.
As a tall guy would I have to bend my knees for the containment? Or would they let me cry in the fetal position?
Honesty just as good, sometimes even better.
Delete this from my brain
With those, I'd be your friend
Remember that it's double demerits guys!
Don't like your new coworker? In the pit he goes!
I've already hugged her 2 times today... Alright 3's the charm.
I'm glad they circled the black hole in red, I almost missed it
The joke is so clever I almost missed it
Sooo... Is your grandma single?
It's still my body, therefore I failed.
he speaks the truth
If you look in the mirror you can tell he's collecting garbage tattoo's.
Sweet home alabama!
Feel like I've been faking it my whole life
Dude has such a beautiful voice ?
Dude that was like me... And when it wears off immediately eat 6 toasted cheese sandwiches.
Fuck PETA
As a half kiwi half Australian, I can say that a kiwi accent is similar but they like to call me Dick instead of Deck.
Australians looking at that thinking "Must be cricket season"
Thanks made my year :D
... even me?
Don't worry, not all birthdays are going to be great but their are some days that are golden and truly precious regardless of your age.
Explains why Australia is always on fire.
Dude I went to one of these last year here in Australia. Almost lost my glasses.
Just got tested today in WA, even though it might just be the flu. Better testing than USA though ?
Too soon.
Now he has to lie straight to our faces
Nah man just get bald and buff and do action movies.
Drugs... Lots and lots of drugs, yeah.
As a tall guy would I have to bend my knees for the containment? Or would they let me cry in the fetal position?
Honesty just as good, sometimes even better.
Delete this from my brain
With those, I'd be your friend
Remember that it's double demerits guys!
Don't like your new coworker? In the pit he goes!
I've already hugged her 2 times today... Alright 3's the charm.
I'm glad they circled the black hole in red, I almost missed it
The joke is so clever I almost missed it
Sooo... Is your grandma single?
It's still my body, therefore I failed.
If you look in the mirror you can tell he's collecting garbage tattoo's.