Denvercoder09

288422 pts ยท May 7, 2012


MarcusOPolo

Do you have boneitus?

19 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Woop woop

19 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Yo Surf Dracula was just 44, when he discovered a magical surf board."

1 day ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Little King Trash Mouth!

1 day ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#34 "gluten was never a problem for people throughout society." "They were the sickly individuals that no one knew why they kept getting sick. Now I know why I kept getting sick...."

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Cata sutra

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"please enter your shift hours, blood type, first letter of your first name, first letter of your last name, rest of the letters of your name."

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Wait (for real? (Like really? (That's dumb)))

1 week ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I think that's better than Heeles with their death per passenger-miles, right?

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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"We went fishing...."

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Very true

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tres leches?? En esta economia?

3 weeks ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

No, I don't remember ever seeing my lawn wear a shirt at all actually.

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"it's covered in camo print and she wears it on the hunt"

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't be negative

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 as a night owl, I totally agree. I feel like night can be naturally perceived as a quiet time so most night owls are quiet while productive during that time anyway. Morning people seem to be like "suns up, time to be productive." And it's perceived as "everyone should be awake so no need to be quiet" and it's not fair nor accurate.

1 month ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

"How many atmospheres of pressure can the ship withstand?" "Well it's a spaceship, so anywhere between zero and one"

1 month ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Coddhew

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Less than, but not including.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'd probably reply with "With all due respect (none) it seems like your time would be better spent helping the team rather than watching me while I eat."

1 month ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

A solution without a problem

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Carrying harpoons?

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

".... probably a maintenance person...."

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also #16

1 month ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Also, does the bottle switch from the expiration date to just the word: expired? I never held on to it for that long to check.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But just the first part over and over again.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0