DildoMussolini

3034 pts · August 8, 2020


God's perfect angel.

Doof Beer for meeee
Doof Beer for youuuu
I'll have a Dooooof!
You'll have one toooo!

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Sure hope that guy gets penis cancer

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get his ass!

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No one likes a nice pair more than George Takei. Dude's a straight up poon fiend!

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Models often have their nipples surgically removed to improve their aerodynamics on the runway

5 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

They're using a perfectly ring shaped magnet, just like in Ancient China. Such an idyllic return to a simpler time!

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Right? Holy shit. I thought that was a whale at first.

5 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

ALL OF YOUR SUSPICIONS ARE CORRECT, YOU NEED A GUN

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OMG SO WHOLESOME 😭😭😭

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Fartemis

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He was clearly talking about you specifically

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's American Chinese food. Is it really that shocking to you?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is like some cringe shit Elon Musk would post himself doing several months after a meme lost relevancy

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I love that train engineers call the enthusiasts "foamers" lol

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My favorite is when home sellers use it to zhuzh up their property photos. Despicable pieces of shit.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For my entire life, I've literally never seen anyone go out of their way to use em dashes. And now that they're assumed to be an indicator of AI generated text, people are swearing up and down that they've always used them.

It feels like a claim AI bots would be programmed to disseminate to make their presence harder to identify.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

When she grew that by her ribs I was like WHAT 😳. Loved that show.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really liked The Metabarons, but I could NOT get into that movie lol. I think I shut it off when he started hot boxing his own burning shit.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You do it then, lazy ass.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Fuck off ad

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"Littraly" yeah you seem super interested in learning

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They can cannibalize each other. Who gives a fuck?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

haha she injured a stranger while they were working 🤣

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You sound just like my girlfriend LMAO 🥲

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Omg stop with the whataboutism!!! You see, democracy is like taking the bus. Sometimes it goes the wrong way and incinerates a wedding with Predator drones, but it's not perfect! It's actually everyone else's fault if you think about it.

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