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22334 pts · April 28, 2018


I tell this to everyone I know

Get your CDL..!!!

You’ll never be unemployed and drivers all make 90k entry, 120k after a few years

Also it’ll be one of the last fields to be eliminated by autonomization.

18 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is swimming around under the overpass in #7..?

20 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

We’ve all seen TACO before, but the deal that Trump agreed to is the largest TACO we’ve ever seen. Think back me to what $20 would get you off the Taco Bell menu in 1994. We’re talking that size..!!

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Iran “agreed” to a double sided cease fire.
I’m sure this is the first Iran is hearing about this. Nothing would make me laugh harder than if Iran bombed the shit out of one of our empty targets before night’s-end..

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why would you insult dollar stores.,?

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

This disrespectful piece of garbage put a removable basketball hoop on an unused tennis court and actually painted 3 or 4 white lines on the ground and then actually used that space for pick-up games to entertain and hold less formal meetings while inviting the press to witness said meetings.

5 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Great

Now the price will go up here, and right before Easter

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is one of those skills that I’m positive I can do because all I have to do is exactly what he just did and it’ll look exactly the same, maybe even better and then there is molten hot glass all over the studio and I’m sitting in an UrgentCare with Mt. Vesuvius burns on my face and hands.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For anyone who doesn’t know, that tiger will go into that lion den and completely wipe out the entire pride with minimal effort and then return to its own pen in time for the Simpsons..

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You should give the senators name

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’m not your dad, you don’t have my approval, but I’d like to buy one of those Funko boxes if you’re selling them.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It’s kind of like quoting Rounders or Boiler Room at a poker game, first guy is an asshole for doing it, but once he opens the door everyone has a hall pass to run it into the ground.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s adorable that you think Lassannn has a complex return.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That’s post-baby… She’s amazing

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I would have died without ever knowing what this cup was called

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Say what you want, but this psychopath will empty you off better than any “stable” woman you’ve ever shared a bed with. You might have bite marks that don’t heal for 2 months on your back and neck but it’ll be worth it.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

Gentlemen, IrritatedZebra has other photos. “Better” photos.

2 weeks ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 4

And then a group of assholes immediately stuck a camera is his face and quickly made him realize he made the correct decision 33 years ago.

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Why is Biden raises prices on gas when we just beat Iran’s ass at war on the very first day..? And why did Obama make me pay $260 for half a cart full of groceries when cosplayers got rid of all the brown people..?

Side note, what did you guys do with your Tariff checks..? Mine is coming any day now and I have big spring plans for my front yard with it.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I’m not even phased anymore by his scumbag behavior.
I genuinely want to know how active military personnel are ok with his disparaging former military heroes..

3 weeks ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

So that’s what Heather Harmon has been up to. I was wondering.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This song seldomly gets played on radio stations because of the F-slur being used 3 times. Even though the entire point is “who is the joke really on..?” Since it was semi-acceptable to use that word in the 80s he has probably cost himself millions in royalties over the last 40 years.

Lesser known trivia- he wrote the entire soundtrack for the movie The Princess Bride

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This man hasn’t slept since 1994..

4 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

She has a beautiful face, beautiful hair, a great body, and amazing talent. That’s 4 more things than I have.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would give anything to be Punch’s favorite human..!!

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Wouldn’t it be great if this was like the Bear Grylls fake jump and there was a simple walkway just a few feet off camera

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thank god he put his entire hand inside the bag first to spread it open for that authentic flavor.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

According to Karrine Steffans, a semi famous writer, Shaq is average by normal standards and compared to his stature it looks small.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The guy who wrote Goodefellas (Wise Guy by Nicolas Pileggi) is married to the woman (Nora Ephron) who wrote the My Blue Heaven screenplay. So yes, it is unofficially the sequel.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0