22973 pts · May 27, 2015
Logic*
Hey OP - what camera did you use? I’m in the market :)
I was birthday sex...
The entire page has a vendetta against all things banana bread. Definitely lightens up the feed!
Shit. That’s awesome. Especially because you get to bring spaghetti out drinking with you. GENIUS!
But how do you plant a salad?
Any suggestions? D: this journey is taking way longer than it should but I don’t think I’m strong enough to give it up altogether...
I’ve been working out recently, but my issue is that I looooove beer/wine/whiskey... so I feel like I reverse all progress every weekend 1/2
You seem like kind of a quack tbh
Switched who was who for the first one and just thought it was a dog being unenthusiastic about bank statements until I got to the last text
I quite enjoy beards!
So... you single?
NARK!
https://68.media.tumblr.com/aaaba6c9aa72446f44588730e663444e/tumblr_inline_nhq3xeCmYn1ruaykv.jpg
Loooool
Okay but how is putting a bunch of leggos in a soap dispenser genius?
Huh. Neat. I'll be looking into that!
I'm poor and can't afford to pay 600-700 bucks every time my phone shits itself
HOLD UP. Who do you have that still does this?? I thought they all got rid of contracts and tried to spin it as being a good thing
Carpet shark
UPDATE: HIS WANG LOOKS LIKE A CANDY CANE
Your boyfriend is going to make a wonderful grandma someday
What a coincidence, I have recently broken up with the hope of finding a man!
Hook me up with chipotle recipes pls thx
Logic*
Hey OP - what camera did you use? I’m in the market :)
I was birthday sex...
The entire page has a vendetta against all things banana bread. Definitely lightens up the feed!
Shit. That’s awesome. Especially because you get to bring spaghetti out drinking with you. GENIUS!
But how do you plant a salad?
Any suggestions? D: this journey is taking way longer than it should but I don’t think I’m strong enough to give it up altogether...
I’ve been working out recently, but my issue is that I looooove beer/wine/whiskey... so I feel like I reverse all progress every weekend 1/2
You seem like kind of a quack tbh
Switched who was who for the first one and just thought it was a dog being unenthusiastic about bank statements until I got to the last text
So... you single?
NARK!
https://68.media.tumblr.com/aaaba6c9aa72446f44588730e663444e/tumblr_inline_nhq3xeCmYn1ruaykv.jpg
Loooool
Okay but how is putting a bunch of leggos in a soap dispenser genius?
Huh. Neat. I'll be looking into that!
I'm poor and can't afford to pay 600-700 bucks every time my phone shits itself
HOLD UP. Who do you have that still does this?? I thought they all got rid of contracts and tried to spin it as being a good thing
Carpet shark
UPDATE: HIS WANG LOOKS LIKE A CANDY CANE
UPDATE: HIS WANG LOOKS LIKE A CANDY CANE
UPDATE: HIS WANG LOOKS LIKE A CANDY CANE
Your boyfriend is going to make a wonderful grandma someday
What a coincidence, I have recently broken up with the hope of finding a man!
Hook me up with chipotle recipes pls thx