As a lady in the funeral industry I like a stiff body, a stiff dick, and a stiff drink. I will leave it up to you to decide which I use in a sexual manner, a way to pay bills, and a way to have fun. I feel I'm fun at parties...always got a cold one. But hey..I never have any client complaints so I must be doing something right. I love drugs and dogs so that can be problematic for many different reasons. I don't like pussies because they smell and are gross and carry diseases and their meowing for attention drives me insane. The only pussy that deserves my attention is the one between my legs..his name is Theo and I've had him since he was a kitten.