EdgarAlanCrow

35599 pts · April 30, 2015


As a lady in the funeral industry I like a stiff body, a stiff dick, and a stiff drink. I will leave it up to you to decide which I use in a sexual manner, a way to pay bills, and a way to have fun. I feel I'm fun at parties...always got a cold one. But hey..I never have any client complaints so I must be doing something right. I love drugs and dogs so that can be problematic for many different reasons. I don't like pussies because they smell and are gross and carry diseases and their meowing for attention drives me insane. The only pussy that deserves my attention is the one between my legs..his name is Theo and I've had him since he was a kitten.

#8 is that Brendan Fraser?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What in the hell is going on in number 9?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I make tiktoks about my heroin addiction and working in a funeral home and people eat that shit up

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m a mortician so...everything.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well shit

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Definitely not my bedroom

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Miguel and his family were probably living like royalty during my days as an addict

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is the best

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lookin at the camera like “you seeing this shit?”

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s a kitty cat

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A wise person sounds boring

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a lady..I’m calling bullshit on this one

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

just went through this w/ my baby. That girl saved my life esp when I was a heroin addict. I don’t know what we did to deserve dogs

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Give all the love and scritchies and kissies and cheese burgers..when the time comes my Stella will be there to greet and play

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some times I didn’t kill myself bc I was afraid she’d always look for me. I’m right there with you.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I just put my Stella baby down a week ago.bladder cancer. She saw me die once (overdose) so I had to be there for her too. She saved my life

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sally’s hustle is struggling during this time of quarantine

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can smell this picture

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It wouldn’t be a proper representation of Dallas if you didn’t show traffic

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Deep Ellum will always hold a special place in my heart

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m going back to my restaurant job next week..I guess overpriced bar food from Applebee’s is way more important than life

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you don’t like me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best or something..-Marilyn Monroe

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At first I thought it was some mutant giraffe

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How old are those trees?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

....I wanna lick it

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I love when my 30 year old blue and gold that I hand fed turns into a baby randomly

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That’s my bird

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks..I just spent ten minutes staring at magic eye

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’m so sorry..I found out today I have to put my Stella girl down next week bc if bladder cancer

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I just came home from the vet and found out I have to put my Stella pup to sleep..she has bladder cancer. Who knew love could hurt this bad

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