As a lady in the funeral industry I like a stiff body, a stiff dick, and a stiff drink. I will leave it up to you to decide which I use in a sexual manner, a way to pay bills, and a way to have fun. I feel I'm fun at parties...always got a cold one. But hey..I never have any client complaints so I must be doing something right. I love drugs and dogs so that can be problematic for many different reasons. I don't like pussies because they smell and are gross and carry diseases and their meowing for attention drives me insane. The only pussy that deserves my attention is the one between my legs..his name is Theo and I've had him since he was a kitten.
#8 is that Brendan Fraser?
What in the hell is going on in number 9?
I make tiktoks about my heroin addiction and working in a funeral home and people eat that shit up
I’m a mortician so...everything.
Well shit
Definitely not my bedroom
Miguel and his family were probably living like royalty during my days as an addict
Is the best
Lookin at the camera like “you seeing this shit?”
It’s a kitty cat
A wise person sounds boring
As a lady..I’m calling bullshit on this one
just went through this w/ my baby. That girl saved my life esp when I was a heroin addict. I don’t know what we did to deserve dogs
Give all the love and scritchies and kissies and cheese burgers..when the time comes my Stella will be there to greet and play
Some times I didn’t kill myself bc I was afraid she’d always look for me. I’m right there with you.
I just put my Stella baby down a week ago.bladder cancer. She saw me die once (overdose) so I had to be there for her too. She saved my life
Sally’s hustle is struggling during this time of quarantine
I can smell this picture
It wouldn’t be a proper representation of Dallas if you didn’t show traffic
Deep Ellum will always hold a special place in my heart
I’m going back to my restaurant job next week..I guess overpriced bar food from Applebee’s is way more important than life
If you don’t like me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best or something..-Marilyn Monroe
At first I thought it was some mutant giraffe
How old are those trees?
....I wanna lick it
I love when my 30 year old blue and gold that I hand fed turns into a baby randomly
That’s my bird
Thanks..I just spent ten minutes staring at magic eye
I’m so sorry..I found out today I have to put my Stella girl down next week bc if bladder cancer
I just came home from the vet and found out I have to put my Stella pup to sleep..she has bladder cancer. Who knew love could hurt this bad