EmeraldLight

83275 pts Β· March 17, 2012


I have 3 shades of ginger kitties, fall under MANY rainbow letters, have too many squishmallows, write gay stuff, and drink way too much caffeine.

*trauma flashbacks of the death wobble*

28 minutes ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is why I back in, too!

29 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We need sound, I wanna know if there was a lot of fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck being chanted

2 hours ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Skid marks left behind by a heavy shit that wasn't washed away during the flush

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A, because there's more sleeping spots and I don't know if your cats would actually use the hammocks

2 days ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

That's great! I hope the weather becomes whatever you consider perfect~

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought we hated ads?

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It snowed all day yesterday πŸ˜‘ Northern BC is sick of the snow > melt > flood > freeze > snow > repeat of the last 6 months 😭

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 Oh, asexual!

Yes, some aces have sex, but I am not one of those aces, so this is meeeeeeee

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The better option~

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No, no it is not. Heh

5 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

She posts on facebook and kitty went to a good home!

5 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Only one of mine meows after I sneeze and he'll even do it if he's at the other end of the house

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#3 I actually prefer it like this, but I refuse to dirty a dish so I suffer through the texture of the normal way

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love it!!!!

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Amazing!!!! Well done on SO many levels!!!!

If it can be redacted in a way that keeps you safe, may we see the article?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 I assure you, this happens regardless of gender

This "boy mom" trend (both sides of it) needs to piss off

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Landlords here charge outrageous amounts for the space. Like, $10k a month in a rural town mall with shit hours.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We should ask her, she's around that age now

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They never do, @OP is an asshole

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

As opposed to...? Because wood isn't much better and glass dulls your knives. Curious to what the best choice is!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hazards of living down south, sadly. Small victories that you have public transpo, but that adds a ton of travel time onto your day, unfortunately

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bow to you, you're winning aka losing 😭

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, rural Canadians are being obliterated right now. The big cities have alternative transpo but the rest of us are suffering

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Copious amounts of shit, chewing outdoor furniture, and digging holes

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've seen this movie and now I'm itchy...

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 It’s not true desperation until you go to wattpad

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*cries in 1.79/L*

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Downvoting because you are rude and never post artist credits. For those wondering, it's MoringMark on bluesky

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1