I spend much of my time just being a good looking detective. When I'm not doing that, I spend time at home with my moose-wife, and we don't need counseling. Lose one friend, lose all friends, lose yourself.
I spend much of my time just being a good looking detective. When I'm not doing that, I spend time at home with my moose-wife, and we don't need counseling. Lose one friend, lose all friends, lose yourself.
Wow it's been like two months since I've been on Imgur, this story has really gone off the rails.
Ee-von-eht-nioj
How do you get so dirty?
Can someone edit the MJ Switzerland one so that he’s eating gold bars?
I’m a Mets fan and hate the Phillies with all my heart, but agreed. The Phanatic is the best mascot in sports.
I can’t tell if you’re joking... But John Wick uses a P30L almost exclusively in the first movie, and a Glock 34 in the second. Never a P226
We did this with my standard poodle. My dad said it made him look like Joaquim Noah
Even if you are young, taking the yearly payments means that you’ll be more subject to inflation. It’s better to take the sum and invest
Even if you are young, taking the yearly payments means that you’ll be more subject to inflation. It’s better to take the sum and invest
Gotta take the lump sum, invest it and grow it. Even if it is less, still the better bet
Munis ftw
Take half of it for play money, invest the other half in municipal bonds getting 3-3.5%, boom 720,000 per year in tax free income
NOOOOT FUUUUNNAY
AC: Battletoads
Slept naked in college... until I woke up outside my building at 3 AM. Don’t sleep naked if you’re a sleep walker, kids
TWO FACE! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITG HARVEY AND SCARY FACE?!
... With my dick
/r/thanosdidnothingwrong
Peaches looks pissed
You working again John?
I giggled during this scene when I saw it in theaters
I wish my girlfriends parents would subscribe to this with her sister. That girl is a monster
Oh yeah that’d be terrifying
I went on training trips to Florida in high school for rowing, and it’s pretty cool to have dolphins swim alongside the boats
Where is a pair called a speed rite?
Yeah me neither... That’s a bizarre name for a pair
Row*
Crew boats are. Pairs (the size of boat pictured) are barely wider than the body, and very hard to steady
Justified.
Naturally, I don’t have your experience, but that seems to be a pretty prevailing sentiment