EveryBadWord

369 pts ยท February 10, 2013


You will get nothing if you get this on the front page!

Well.... I guess that the shark isn't made of watermelon, thus not susceptible to turtle attacks.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But I want to see shit like this, makes the brain wonder.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Apparently by pissing in the kitchen sink, pissing on your girl is rank daddy, pissing on your grill is rank dad.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's not a pussy...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oooh god, why are they looking at me....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then take his phone away and put that jar somewhere the sun doesn't shine.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money. I'll do what you want me to do.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, he was masturbating every 3rd Tuesday of the month in the neighbors garden when the sprinklers were on. Poor girl couldn't handle it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The six dollar turtle.

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

I have pokemon in all 3 gyms over there...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahahahahahaha!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True story, I once saw my stepmom's sportbra and made a comment to my dad about it being a strange panty. They never laughed harder.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I broke this to you

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Write testicular cancer on a white mug and go to your family. Make sure that they see it and smash it on the ground and say..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you know what else can lose it's value? Gold.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Yes, I want to see puppies.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When your food turns itself against you...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The american life is not something I would kill for...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do it again when your children are full grown!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And sometimes call it George.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I didn't get it at first.... now I'm going to hell.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And lick it once in a while....

9 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 0

I just upvote this and will pay it forward if I get chosen. People like dutch sweets too right?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ryan and Wilfred? Uhm....

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A pun dad worthy.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sensual bacon

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Obama and Mitt Romney was a fun race, this one is a crazy one. I'm pretty sure that hell freezes over when America wants to return europe.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I don't give a shit about your politics, but this site is filled with it and it's fun to pick a side even if you can't vote. 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That mole is in Groningen.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0