FreshPrinceofDenmark

151905 pts ยท May 8, 2014


Now, this is a story all about how My dad got killed, my girlfriend drowned And I'd like to take a minute, My story's quite dark But I'll tell you how I became the Fresh Prince of Denmark In west Copenhagen I was born and raised Castle Elsinore's where I spent most of my days Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool And speakin' iambic outside of the school When my traitorous uncle, who was up to no good Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood I got in one tiny fight, then all of a sudden My mom said "I'm putting you on a boat bound for London"

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