FreshPrinceofDenmark

151905 pts ยท May 8, 2014


Now, this is a story all about how My dad got killed, my girlfriend drowned And I'd like to take a minute, My story's quite dark But I'll tell you how I became the Fresh Prince of Denmark In west Copenhagen I was born and raised Castle Elsinore's where I spent most of my days Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool And speakin' iambic outside of the school When my traitorous uncle, who was up to no good Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood I got in one tiny fight, then all of a sudden My mom said "I'm putting you on a boat bound for London"

I'm joining the war on the Supreme Court on the side of the Supreme Court.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's almost like the Supreme Court analyzes the law without regard for the outcome.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

It was good for about the first four years. It is now a preachy, repetitive bore.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awesome.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

carry water mask off quiet part out loud feature not a bug let that sink in gaslight gatekeep girlboss

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 Or observing humans under socialism and concluding that it's in our nature to starve?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

I mean, you're overlooking the possibility that they were all correct. Maybe moving from hunting to agriculture is feminization.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Orcs?

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Imagine being in public school and being forced to do this. Can we just learn statistics please?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Nurses are some of the worst people on the planet.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

hi, i am imgur. i literally cannot comprehend the news unless it is contextualized using a children's movie series about space monks

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

To clarify I love trains and I'm mad at ye olde progressives for killing them :(

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Yeah and that's a good thing. I'm glad that modern leftists are coming to realize that murdering our rail industry with regulations was bad.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Some like Taiwan are not UN members. Others like Venezuela had their voting rights revoked for failure to pay UN dues.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

EDIT: My mistake, Turkey voted Yes.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I would also expect a constitutional law expert to know that in this context, "throwaway" is one word.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would also expect a constitutional law expert to put question marks at the ends of questions.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Shouldn't a constitutional law expert be able to discern between present and past tense?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I attend a T14 law school. Are you a constitutional law expert?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He also coerced the Supreme Court into overturning decades of jurisprudence in order to grant himself unconstitutional power.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Wow, so heckin' informative, Imgur! Pray tell, what was Russia like 40 years ago? Was it a magical land of chocolate forests and gumdrops?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It doesn't matter what FDR said it was. He ruined this country and his opinion does not matter.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even tax dodging douches can come together to fight for what's right.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What better way to stand against fascism than chanting in unison?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 11

This man is probably 5'4" and 120 pounds.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hawkins v. McGee moment

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Surprised to see a counter-revolutionary like this being lionized on a website full of communists.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The tow truck company will now be held liable for the loss of property by the owner of the truck being towed. This accomplished nothing.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

This exact thing happened to me this summer in Redding.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0