HardcoreMango

29319 pts ยท June 15, 2016


You shouldn't be here. Why are you here?

And the Lord said 'Behold ye angels, I have created the arse. Throughout the ages to come, men and women shall grab hold of these, and shout my name!'

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#12 the bigger the gob, the better the job

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Nobody told you to stop, now get back to it!

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's tin

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She gets a bonus

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The US military overwhelmingly voted for Trump in 2024. Suckers and losers, was it?

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How fucking big is their oven?

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Lund, LTH

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v

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My buddy got a sword at his here in Sweden, but maybe they arranged for it separately? I'll have to ask next time I talk to him.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe it's just a red state thing? Could explain why the maternal mortality rates are so much higher there; no ID they throw you in the dumpster out back.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On no checked baggage allowance flights you have to pay an extra fee to bring checked baggage. Presumably the ladies needed more clothes than they could fit in their carry-ons, and decided to share a checked bag to save money on the trip.

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Those aren't Pokemon cards, chief.

3 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Means it's likely the perfect age for Pedo in Chief to want to rape it.

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I don't recommend a wrench handy. They can produce a bit too much torque.

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The flag looks to be one of those paper ones, kid probably rolled it up and unfurled it turning it into more of a cylinder shape.

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You'd wish it was more of a challenge tho

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What's brown and sticky? Everything.

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Hard to argue with that statement given they continue to vote for him.

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It's the Krikkit Wars all over again!

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The only reasonable thing to do would be to close down US bases on EU soil. They are a liability in more ways than one.

1 month ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

More of a carrot on a stick situation

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Years active: 1984-2024, what a career!

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Consent in general, really.

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The nozzles that squirt the dab of chocolate at the bottom of the cones are my heroes.

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