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Employer: You shouldn't have mentioned your work-life balance.
Applicant: Why? It saved me from working for an asshole like you.

Trying to find a source for this quote but I'm just finding endless reposts of it on every social media site. I agree with the sentiment but I'm not convinced it's a genuine quote.

Both? Both is good.

Bit harsh on Starmer. Many criticisms can fairly be levvied against him but one thing that everyone who has worked with him seems to agree on is that he is a really decent bloke.

I've always felt that if I could transform into an animal I would want to be a bird of prey.

I will never not ask why Americans feel the need to add "apple sauce" to the already childish term "criss cross" for sitting with your legs crossed.

Fuck, and I cannot express this strongly enough, that.

Thank you for explaining to me why I disagree with this post!

Tweet so old it now has more likes than pixels.

This is my son's favourite song. He's 4.

The fucking monkeys in the background sitting up and enthusiastically clapping when he says that. These idiots honestly believe that if they just say something loudly enough then it becomes true. GAH FUCK

*tuwnin

Maybe... do?

I never knew the first Tom Cruise film wasn't the original Mission Impossible.

Honestly, my guess is he just instinctively bent down to help the man pick up the papers he dropped, like any decent human being would do. He probably never would have guessed that Trump would just stand there watching rather than bending down to pick his own shit up.

Do you know how to make a donation?

You are actually legally duty bound NOT to obey unlawful orders.

I always get such strong Partridge energy from him.

Really makes me wonder how the heck he won. Do we genuinely think the election was rigged?

Spaceballs 3: The hunt for Spaceballs 2

More of an idiomatic translation.

I think they're implying that Irn Bru is the Scottish equivalent of coffee.

There's something a bit off about one of those dogs.

I guess the logic is that is where people are most likely to do it, and the specific thing really want to prevent is someone throwing a lit cigarette butt in the normal waste bin and starting a fire.

I don't know.