Hoirtz

420 pts · December 2, 2025


Real good opportunity for the Catholic administration to make up for some lost time now.

17 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... Marketers ...

3 days ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Oh, no. It's too late. The Fake Internet Police are outside the building! I thought you liked basketball, and now this?!

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good on you. Hehehehe. Like, I'm ... sure you are. Wait! You're not that person! I'm calling the fake internet police on you right now for that name. Woo Woo Woo : D

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bet you will. : D Cheers, whoever you might be.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, Google it. It's kinda funny. Seriously.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was talking about Wilt. Ask Kareem.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How's the weather up there?

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, some of us back then were really hedging bets. Either way, I took it personally.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I kinda wish I had his rookie basketball card rather than his rookie baseball card.

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Strange. Your knees don't look sharp or anything. Fuck'em.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

NGL, I love Axis. Great choice.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh snap that's embarrassing.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I used to spend a lot of time rolling around on rugs with uncritically affectionate dogs we had." — Kurt Vonnegut, from Slapstick.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God forbid we humanize her.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Our typing teacher was the only one that consistently let us bum smokes off her.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Assuming it's supine, cutting the x axis gives you front/back, y gives you identical halves but only one cheek, z gives the most baby.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oh my god yes. Did he do the Van Halen one as well?

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't carry a phone. It's not that difficult.

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Nobody, and I mean nobody, is going to look out for you. Hate to say it, but you shouldn't feel bad.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

My parents had this book. It was fucking filthy. And they just left it on the bookshelf, where I eventually found it, as a six year old.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I harbour an orange. It is very much this.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Willie is dead. Long live Willie!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cul de Sac escalated quickly.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hope it doesn't snow much there.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Total misplay.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Oh god, that makes me so much more hungry.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0