HowToBeSuccessfulAsaSerialKiller

40055 pts ยท August 10, 2017


Definitely not a super rich dude who hides bodies in space.

It's all relative. They're "small" because they don't get as big as a mini cooper.

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Creative writing or biographical?

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Frujectile

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SUPRISE! BUTT SEX!

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o _ o

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Farm supply is almost certainly cheaper than a specialty store

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Because there are people that legitimately hate us and/or want our resources, and without oil planes don't fly.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

No lube it is then

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yeah no. The handful of research saying otherwise it's suspect and flawed and only accepted by people with an agenda.

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Once they really really trusted me they let their guard down and I managed to feed two of them to the hippo.

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I shoveled rhino and hippo shit for several months. But once they trusted me and got to know me they let me give them treats and baths. And

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China admitted about 200 died. Given china math that probably means about 2000 died...

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Keep saying that word, I want to see how many ways you can think of to spell ramen

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

So judgy

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

at it and knew it was gonna be bad. Once it started hurting, it was bad.

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Have not been shot, but got my hand broken pretty badly requiring multiple pins. Did not hurt for a good while after injury, just looked

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Scientific name is adorable furball

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*too delicious

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Topology is the study of tops, duh

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Where did the filing for the first come from?

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I'd think more along the lines of more rustic wood, or maybe black steel piping?

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Aliens are FAKE NEWS! Don't look behind the curtain

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I guess. Not what I usually think of when people say brain junk food.

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They work with Phillips hue

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When the person is sleeping with their mouth open, you shove the chicken head first down their throat.

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BEES

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A lot of kansans pronounce the S.

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As I understand it, it's illegal for hospitals to delete emails. Either copies existed somewhere or the hospital broke some big rules there.

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I mean, living in a cave in Colorado would totally prevent you getting stuck in a hurricane in the Bahamas for a week.

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*Aliens

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