HumanCapybara

31527 pts · January 22, 2013


The only comments I get a lot of upvotes on are comments that are so completely banal and uninteresting that I think people just take pity on me.

The ?? one is Titan AE

5 days ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I gotta ask… what’s wrong with it being a feel good story? Why does every story have to be verifiably true to have merit? We grew up being told such and such did such and such and even if we knew it was fake we’d still enjoy the telling of it. Maybe just enjoy the telling of something and let a little positivity in your life instead of being worried you’ll look like an idiot for believing in something the ended up not being true.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Next they’ll be claiming it’s carried on the backs of four elephants, who are in turn being conveyed by a giant space turtle. Get real.

1 week ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

A beer hall Putsch?

1 week ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

You’re welcome

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’d be pretty ok with any Knuckles explanation as long as I get to continue hearing Idris Elba’s voice

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck Chuck Norris

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

“I voted for Trump.”

3 weeks ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Yeah I’m purposely not looking. Dude is an incredible artist with no real controversy except pissing off people in power. He can keep his anonymity.

3 weeks ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 0

#27 What can the harvest hope for, if not for the care of the Reaper Man?

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That is some weak ass language being used in the article. “May be”. “Would be”. Shut the fuck up. Nazi fucks killed children. School age kids. If you don’t condemn that with your entire chest, you’re carrying water for Nazis.

1 month ago | Likes 136 Dislikes 3

Death Eaters were wizard Nazis who lost to a bunch of high school kids and house spouses. There is literally nothing cool about them.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He’s run down the curtains and joined the choir invisible! This, in short, is a dead parrot!

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That’s a lot of time spent fucking my mom

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A shoe was thrown at Dubya during a press conference back in the before times. I can’t remember the gentleman’s name but he was pretty cool

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

They’re the same people who say “Merry CHRISTmas” like it’s some kind of gotcha

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not this shit again

1 month ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

But given the choice of Crockett, who already has baggage and a voting record, or Talarico who… doesn’t… I know who I’d choose. Mind you, it’s academic in my case because I live in Florida. But still, nah.

1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

That’s great and all but, again, she still voted in 2024 to provide billions of dollars of aid for “defensive weapons” to Israel. A resolution that was passed in a landslide. Yes, she has voted for aid measures to Gaza as well, I’m not in any way denying that. But in a vote where the outcome was 366-58, you’re telling me her conscience drove her to vote “Yea” on a bill that was destined to pass with or without her vote? She’s much better than a lot of what Texas turns out, yes. (contd)

1 month ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

Yep, she went there in August 2023. Before the Oct 7 attacks. After which she signed letters condemning certain actions taken by Israel and Hamas, and condemned Rashida Tlaib for her comments. But then she went ahead and voted to continue funding Israel. According to her it was voted for in an omnibus package that featured funding for Israel, but as she was in the minority party there was never any reason for her to vote for it. So yeah, nah, no thanks.

1 month ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 5

Jasmine Crockett is Pro-Israel and flew to Israel on AIPAC’s dime. No thanks.

1 month ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 15

Implying it isn’t already even without the advent of our AI overlords?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It would be fantastic theater if not for the fact that they are determined to destroy the world to avoid accountability.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

“How am I the emotionally stable one?” Girl the number of times I’ve asked that about myself compared to my partners

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Republicans

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Empire Records. Oh, Rexy, you’re so sexy.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He just has such a punchable face.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The “not a drag queen” line isn’t intended as confirmation bias. It’s intended as a “fuck you” to people who swear up and down drag queens and trans folk and lgbtq folk are grooming and raping children. Imgur knows every sect of people has people who do this shit. And we own it when it’s one of “ours”. Look at how quickly and easily we disavowed Fluke.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Couldn’t find anything more recent than 2022, buds? It’s ok. Keep voting to protect pedophiles. We know the kind of people you support.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1