IDontKnowHowYouGuysWalkAroundWithThoseThings

1575 pts ยท August 14, 2015


"well, I don't want to get addicted..." "It's non-habit forming!"

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If we ever meet, I will know that we can be friends immediately. This is one of my favorite things to say.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As soon as she started screaming at that poor boy and he was crying, yeah...turned that shit off. I hate these people.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 upvote=1 hella prayer

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that first one will live on in cringe compilations

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I once saw someone driving a BMW use their direction signal. I told everyone about it for a week, wrote about in my diary.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Girl? I'm calling that's a girl.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

30 weeks, first time mom here. Pregnancy is not beautiful.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

30 weeks pregnant here. The bladder one is oh so true. My fetus has a personal problem with my bladder.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol at satellite dish. I'm having a girl and she will not be wearing those ridiculous things on her head.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I hated it. I let it distract me the entire time.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, when do they stop? I graduated 7 years ago. Also, love your username.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those are the best paper towels.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

as a 6 month pregnant woman, I don't understand why I would ever want to commemorate this with photos.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congrats! I'm going to venture a guess and say it's a girl. Skull theory

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The 2nd time I felt ill. The 3rd time was my last time, I went internal and hated myself.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Loved them the first time. Felt free and happy and realized there's no reason to be uptight in life all of the time. Not the 2nd time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup, I just keep on scrolling. No down vote, just keep scrolling.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is excellent

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

K.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Serious props... sewing is incredibly frustrating. You have inspired me to get back into it!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

in the left lane too

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh good lord... I plan to breastfeed until teething starts and then just keep pumping and put that shit in a bottle. Not my nipples.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Georgia O'Keefe meets the ocean

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Correct me if I'm wrong, HCG is produced in early pregnancy and increases until the placenta takes over. Its not made by the placenta.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"On a scale from not high to freezing a Captain America action figure in tupperware, how high are you?"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can smell his doggie breath from here. Awww

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't F with your office manager. Ever.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

had catering food for a meeting labeled in fridge at work. someone stole their sandwiches. checked camera footage. reported culprit to HR.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh. My. God.

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