6745 pts · December 20, 2025
IlIIII
Id bet my life on the shot not the law
He’s just trying to prepare for his hot tub visit back home
SEGA! Can still hear it so clearly.
v
Fuck MAGA
Remember when you were an asshole we would just throw TP in your tree and house. See how far you have pushed us.
Did he sharpen his teeth
Bun dun toss
My exgirlfriend’s dad was convinced they just grew like this. When we would drive by pine farms he would always insist. He was 45+ at the time. Insane.
#1 “ripples” needs a new font for their logo.
Can’t fool me.
They don’t work without a board stretcher
Had knobs and switches and didn’t require an app to do a load of laundry.
The finger was hilarious. Obviously not the first experience. Just split guys.
Muscle memory is key v
This coming from the lady who said “people vote for Trump, vote one, two even 3 times” fuck off MTG
Because they were delicious
Not related but check out this old bat.
Last one always gets me
“Where’s your daughter?”-Harry Dresden. That question is terrifying.
DD-WRThttps://www.fortinet.com/resources/cyberglossary/vpn-routers#:~:text=Yes.,you%20want%20to%20use%20it.
Psssh, amateur. v
Okay cool but is that a Supra?
Wrong kinda mushroom head
Opps!
Id bet my life on the shot not the law
He’s just trying to prepare for his hot tub visit back home
SEGA! Can still hear it so clearly.
Fuck MAGA
Remember when you were an asshole we would just throw TP in your tree and house. See how far you have pushed us.
Did he sharpen his teeth
Bun dun toss
My exgirlfriend’s dad was convinced they just grew like this. When we would drive by pine farms he would always insist. He was 45+ at the time. Insane.
#1 “ripples” needs a new font for their logo.
Can’t fool me.
They don’t work without a board stretcher
Had knobs and switches and didn’t require an app to do a load of laundry.
The finger was hilarious. Obviously not the first experience. Just split guys.
Muscle memory is key
v
This coming from the lady who said “people vote for Trump, vote one, two even 3 times” fuck off MTG
Because they were delicious
Not related but check out this old bat.
Last one always gets me
“Where’s your daughter?”-Harry Dresden. That question is terrifying.
DD-WRT
https://www.fortinet.com/resources/cyberglossary/vpn-routers#:~:text=Yes.,you%20want%20to%20use%20it.
Psssh, amateur.
v
Okay cool but is that a Supra?
Wrong kinda mushroom head
Opps!