Just released: Tucker Calrson's audition tape for Fox News
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Sprouting mango pit. Mother Nature is both beautiful and sexy.
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ADD, ADD, ADD, ADD…
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For a colorblind, depressed, bipolar II, ADHD, recovering alcoholic father of two little girls who is solo parenting, this gave me a twinge of pride in myself today.
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Another unfortunate life situation brought to you by colorblindness
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My poor 2nd grade teacher...
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Rye gives the sweetest snuggles
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"I can taste... your stink..."
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3 year old nephew's X-mas ratings: 0 circles = don't want, 1 circle = want, >1 circle = really want
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His one weakness.
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Some ragrets
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First day as a 30-year-old. Off to a great start.
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Whelp, looks like I'm gonna be a little late to work today...
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Rye was confused by his first red rocket.
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Wife said she wants to start reading the Harry Potter series together in bed tonight.
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Goodness gracious...
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♫ You can lick it, you can sip it, you can taste it, I'm talkin' every drip-drop, don't you waste it. ♫
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"We're all here because we're not all there"
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Good grief.
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... like there's no tomorrow.
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I'm not a religious or spiritual person, but I love this message.
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It's important to find friends with shared interests.
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Dr. Mancuddles, at your service...
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"Hey mom, whatcha doin? Ya workin? That's cool."
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Feel inside (and stuff like that)
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Rye is a superb snuggler.
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Great, now I'm "That Guy" at work...
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How I imagine yodeling in the old cuntry when I retire.
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The cardinal sounds like it laughs at its own bad jokes.
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"Remember how I do bad things and you think it's cute...?"
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Started leaving notes from Rye in my wife's lunch before work.
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Gonna have to start closing the bathroom door.
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No longer disabandoned
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Fucking Brian.
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Connie Carter
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First snow of the year in our new home.
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"Huh? No, I was just itching my leg a bit..."
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Thank you for being a friend...
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It sure does, Imgur... it sure does.
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Is your butt making too much poo all the time?!
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I'm not a smart man.
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This is Rye's guilty face.
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Unicorn sighting!
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ᵈᵒᵒ⁻ᴰᴼᴼ doo-DOO DOO-dooooo
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My dad and Oliver after another day's work of restoring my great-grandfather's farm house in Rupert, Vermont
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Meat Meniscus
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Rye set a new personal best this morning.
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We avoided eye contact and walked to opposite sides of the room in silence.
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For some reason I recieve a multitude of friend requests from random Indian dudes each week. This is my favorite thus far.
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Just returned home after spending a week with my family. Finally got to have some alone time...
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Why waste paper when you can make your calves smell delicous?
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