InDogsWeThrust

75416 pts · December 26, 2012


Public Bio: logy

Sorry, got distracted by the poop smeared across his upper lip.

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Absolutededly mostest strangest relationship Everest.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*fly around the moon.
An incredibly expensive test run for something achieved 60 years ago with less tech than what's in your hand.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Lectern. She did not win anything.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His ears are HUGE.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*laugh track repeats*

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Stop. This isn't helpful. She's a shit person for her actions.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No fatties.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really do not care. Let's not care about what they pretend to care about.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In retrospect, my failed marriage.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Obama. He's undecided.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gesundheit.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same applies to parenting. Or actually, most social situations. Speak softly but carry a large stick. A large, compassionate stick that can crush deserving enemies.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A knife made from crystalized puss leached from Ebola skin lesions.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a lectern, not a podium. You didn't win anything and no one will celebrate you. Ever.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Speak more concisely, please. This could have been a 10-second clip if you weren’t jerking it to the sound of your own voice.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The audiobook sounds like lonely AI bots trying to communicate

3 weeks ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Why is each line printed twice, sequentially?
Why is each line printed twice, sequentially?

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ooooo, a warning!

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Didn’t realize you could hear the ocean waves lapping the beach at this depth.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone else see a face on that arm? Portrait of George Washington? Or maybe Ben Franklin? Or some other old white dude?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless there are other crimes involved, I don't think driving with an invalid license sends you to prison. Or even jail. But who knows in these crazy times.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is what you are clinging to? He has and continues to rape this country both metaphorically and literally.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do apologize, but I cannot listen to that voice. I hear the good things, but man, that is a cartoonishly strong accent.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True, he did not face off with Hitler. That would have been HILARIOUS to watch. I'm picturing a decathlon with Benny Hill music and a lot of blood-soaked face planting.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I HATE that stupid fucking "fail" noise.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idiot. Can't even spell "energized" properly.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bunch o' bros.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

K, but why the bricks surrounded by gravel on one side and concrete on the other? Front stoop grilling?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hypothesis to be tested: there is a positive correlation between sending emails without proofreading and peadophilia

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