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32950 pts · August 5, 2016


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They sell lots of home/bathroom/kitchen products that require no assembly. My favourite kitchen peeler is from Ikea, as is my cats soft sided travel crate.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#41 is this real? If it's a edit or AI pic it's in service of a joke I don't get.

3 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I mean, it's super obvious they don't get pronouns, adjective are far beyond them.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn he looked good

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

PS1 Hagrid was a really big meme for a while

4 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

He was definitely a disturbance to the class with his ADHD and overactive imagination though, and a lot of adults don't make much distinction between inconvenient and bad when it comes down to it.

5 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My mom would occasionally get weepy and wonder aloud what she'd ever done to deserve kids like us. It was up to my parentified ass to calm her down

5 days ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Meh, sugar is part of a lot of Chinese American food, my beef is the unnecessary flash fry and skipping velveting the beef.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Never mind the cooking smells, I want to lock the heat (and sometimes smoke) in the kitchen! I want my office to be warm and my bedroom to be cool and to be able to read on my balcony without being disturbed by the TV in the living room.
Old Victorians with a bunch of tiny rooms that lead into eachother instead of using hallways are based AF.

1 week ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Please don't be offended by this, but I'm glad. I spent puberty being hit on by a deeply uncomfortable number of middle aged men who had no idea why that may be uncomfortable for me. (I'm pretty tall and I guess lots of men think you're available to their interests once you're over 5'2")

1 week ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Sooo many kids in my podunk-ass town learned anime style art so they could draw fan art

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Ours get dried out for Easter/Thanksgiving/Christmas stuffing. Though I'd be lying if I said none of it ended up as breading.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Vanilla is too expensive for French toast (which is fine without) and mayo is basically egg, oil, and acid. You can eat French toast with a sprinkle of sugar and lemon juice instead of cinnamon and syrup, and some people add a touch of sugar to their egg salad, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'd rate this as ~possible if not plausible~

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

@kittycrazy88, lol. Both foster kittens and have lovely forever cats. OP posts here a lot more though, so don't be disappointed if your kitten content doesn't double by adding her.

1 week ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

They also don't believe water is a human right.

1 week ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

And for adding extra sugar to their formula in poor countries so babies show preference for their brand and develop diabetes.

1 week ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Sometimes people treat them like garnishes without considering their impact on flavour and texture. There are definitely dishes I don't think are improved by chives, green onion, or cilantro, but people will add it for ~t h e a e s t h e t I c~. I blame Instagram.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yo! Face blindness is a spectrum so it is entirely possible to live out a mostly normal life with it only thinking you're a bit of an asshole for never recognising your friends after a haircut.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Shiiit, I'm 5'10"! Are you saying all I need to be this glorious is a bomb-ass figure, gorgeous features, and the ability to wear heels?!

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I don't think we had regular lice checks when I was in school, but I got them thrice and it was miserable every time. Stinging shampoos, nit combs, and buzz cuts galore.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's in the trunk

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lol, he was 47 when he was elected, the fifth youngest president ever inaugurated.

1 week ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 4

Y'all need to start clipping your cat's claws

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Is Dr Pepper not a root beer? I'd've expected it to take MUGs place in the beating.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I hope your barber did a better job. This looks like someone took a weedwacker to his head.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He is, that's why the rest of the main cast is below 5'10" - so he looks bigger than he is.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Love those motorcycle helmets with the camera! I swear some people intentionally target motorcycles in traffic and it's super fucked up.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It would terrify the shit out of your stoner friend who's seen Bugonia

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